Honey wakes up from his sweet dreams and into a bitter nightmare! Will a single cavity strain his friendship with Mori past the point of no return? Why doesn’t he just go to a dentist??? Why isn’t everyone of this boy’s teeth individually insured, he’s RICH?!!???!?!?!?

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Two children cursed with completely opposite aesthetics bound together by… having the same parents. Can they overcome their fears with the help of the host club’s wildly inappropriate exposure therapy? Will Haruhi face any repercussions for reading nothing but debauchery to a child for three days straight?? DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THE FACT THAT RENGE LIVES UNDER THE SCHOOL????

Let’s leap through the second story window of our emotions and into the arms of our goth big brothers to find out! (Please don't actually leap through the second story window, that's very dangerous and frankly unnecessary)

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We're moving on up in friendship levels this episode! A classist nightmare prompts Tamaki and the rest of the gang to just show up at Haruhi’s place unannounced and turn her day off into a circus. She literally goes grocery shopping twice in one day because of these fools; can you imagine??

And just when Tamaki shows Haruhi that he doesn’t always say the worst possible thing, he meets Haruhi’s dad and struggles to explain: “It’s okay sir, my feelings for you daughter aren’t romantic or platonic- they’re PATERNAL!” NICE SAVE THERE, BUDDY!!!

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A club of musical theatre maidens spins into Ouran and attempts to rescue Haruhi from the clutches of all these smelly boys! It seems like a really easy choice to make, which totally terrifies Tamaki and begs the question: “Was it worth selling Haruhi’s stuff online to make a quick buck?” Yikes guys, not cool!!

Before Haruhi can get fitted for her bee costume, the gang will reach deep into the anime hijinks playbook for one last ploy to keep her to themselves!

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Grab your crab-crackers and your thunder blanket because we’re cashing in our beach episode coupon!! Everything is Beachy-keen until the Host Club decides to reinvent Fear Factor and make Haruhi their contestant. I’ll tell you one thing though, she’s not afraid of heights apparently because she goes cliff-diving! All the boys try their best but maybe Kyoya misunderstood the assignment and tried to make the audience afraid instead?

Tune in for our takes on what just might be Ouran's most controversial episode!

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It's time for a pool day!! Tamaki orchestrates a kidnapping and flushes Honey miles away from his BFF Mori, but that’s not even the worst thing these affluent adolescents do in this episode. We blame the parents honestly; it’s like “stop designing swimsuits and teach your kids how to survive gator attacks already.”

Trekking through the jungle really builds up your appetite, but that’s okay because Honey’s here to flip fools like pancakes to protect his friends! Wouldn't you do the same if you were secretly super buff?

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What do you think I LIKE you or something??!?!?! This week a piano playing BRAT named Shiro joins the Host club, only to put every member on blast for their gimmicks. The little fool doesn’t know that you’re the only one who can do you! Who does this salty shrimp think he is??

If you want to confess your crush to someone who’s moving away either write a letter and hide, or stand tall in your finest shorts and tell them yourself!!

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We've got double trouble this week, because the twins are fighting and boy is it awkward for everyone!! Also, this is the first episode where we don't meet a new wacky character with a problem for our favorite boys to solve!

Will Jeron be able to win the Which One Is Hikaru game?? Tune in to find out!

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I guess when you’re rich, your crush can transcend continents? This time we meet Renge- much like Kara, a connoisseur of romance tropes! She’s here to maximize the appeal of the host club boys by giving each of them their own Tragic Backstory™ whether they want one or not. What’re the odds of her choosing Haruhi’s route in the process?!

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We love it when a plan falls apart! In this episode, Jeron divulges a secret recipe from his childhood, we debate which of the host club boys carries the snacks for the group, and talk about how this show loves to say ‘SIKE!’

Today’s life advice: make sure you know where your kid goes to school before you try to pick them up!

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