You are truly on a Ship of Dreams, because JMP is back, baby! We’ve entered the Thrilling Threes, and it’s “better than ever”. If you’re wondering how the new edition of “Does Katy Know These Celebrities?” goes well over an hour, just know that if you want only the DWTS content you are going to have to skip over 1/4 of the ep. New year, same YHAJ. Cuddle up in bed and join us, won’t you?

UPDATE: Katy did watch Cats (2019), but it took a while.

UPDATE: Megan had her baby! Maisie Ann was born December 30, and she is OUR baby. America’s baby.

A performance from Titanique: https://fb.watch/hQw8Nns6m0/

THE Vampire Diaries Video: https://youtu.be/p4AdFD3E2ok

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Here it is, the epic conclusion to this season’s QSR arcs. Who will be head judge? Will Chris watch the show? How much hate will be heaped on the villain of the season? Will our girl win DWTS? What will the baby’s name be? Will math happen? Is it just plastic, and how much does it mean? Answers to all of these (okay, not the baby one) and more in our grand finale!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Three best friends rave about the same people as usual, say goodbye to the people they want, spend a minuscule amount of time in disagreement, pronounce Spanish words, and try to define disappointment. Sounds like it is a semi-finals on Planet Mirrorballus! So come support women just like your feminist Queens, and also support Len Goodman.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Generally, we feel good about the 90s! Gather your Beanie Babies, turn off that Alanis album, and listen to these 90s-born Queens of the Night break down the quarterfinals of DWTS 31. Eight weeks in, half the contestants are still here, but Katy and Megan are happy to discuss a double elimination. And a debate as to whether Derek or Tyra is responsible for a bad decision will shock you. Just keep your shirt on.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Boo! It’s November now, but it was Halloween in the ballroom on DWTS. A certain podcast producer has passed a certain time of night, so he doesn’t know what to say in this description. But, it’s good! We swear. It’s probably spooky and funny and other adjectives. Okay. This producer is going to go back to making it a later time of night.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Michael Bublé. On DWTS. In 2022. Sure. To fill the time, the Queens of the Night discuss A Star is Born, a group consensus on Charli, chicken, and Megan’s tenure as a dancer on DWTS. And, prepare yourself: Tyra finally did something good. Hell hath frozen over.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Uh oh. It could have been a perfect Prom night on DWTS, but then the first perfect score went to the wrong couple. Is this the worst school dance since Carrie? Maybe! Come for the regular recap stuff, stay for the ridiculata where the Queens of the Night talk about their prom experiences. Will these best friends be able to overcome their beliefs that they are constantly being personally attacked? Or will they break up before they can go to prom together?

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

The Crying Olympics are here with relatively less tragedy than usual! MMY on DWTS sees a shocking twist that will change the season forever, at least according to Alfonso. Does it actually? Well, not quite. But unlike Megan’s feelings about most contestants, you will definitely care about and connect with this episode. Grab that mirrorball-encrusted tissue box and get listening!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

There’s a change in the weather coming this week for DWTS! Disney+ Night essentially delivers a regular Disney Night, but at least it gets better as it goes along. There aren’t any good obscure properties busted out of the vault for the night, but there are shifting allegiances and contrasting dynamics to explore. And reversing the normal host sitch, Megan is the one coming with fire and Katy is somehow trying to be a calming presence. Is this QSR+? We’ll think about it.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

For Your Eyes (and ears) Only, it’s James Bond Night on DWTS! The Queens of the Night will not Live and Let Die when it comes to the choice of EIGHT rumbas, but they have a Thunderball talking together anyway. Katy knows that You Only Live Twice, so she takes aim at resident rumba fan Megan needlessly like she’s The Man with the Golden Gun. So even though Tomorrow Never Dies, listen today! Something something Octopussy!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin