Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective

Some important questions in this one: How do you want to die? Who is racist and who is maybe gay? How much of it (undefined) will you eat? Do you feel preTTy? Is it annoying to hear Oscar predictions after the Oscars happened? Will Chris and Katy ever stop talking about Cats? Why is Tony being punished?

Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Does Katy Know These Celebrities? reaches its aluminum anniversary with a 10th edition! YHAJ Katy and Chris look forward to the 10th season of Dancing with the Stars, and either the celebrities are getting more relevant or they’re more recently notable. Not to spoil how Katy does at the game. Romantic updates, ruminations on art, debates on Katy Perry’s level of fame, and more spice up an exciting episode of the pod. Let the “Can Nicole Count to Eight” Watch begin!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

The finale of season 9 is upon us, and it is too little too late! More importantly, it involves the biggest robbery in DWTS history, facilitated by bad production choices, Dmitry’s decisions, and an incorrect America. Chris will never be over it, to the point where he gets mad at Katy for stating facts. Regular finale-type episode.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Mya is the be-all end-all. Mad about her. Long may she reign.  Good, great, Mya.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

It’s a new week and it’s a reinvigorated Chris and… Katy? Is her name Katy? The woman of the podcast. They’ve finally found a way to lightly enjoy this season, although it may be because they’ve just resigned themselves to a bad season and are finding relative joys within it. Accents, bad impressions, and Mya and Kelly are keeping them in it. And everyone should be shocked that Chris never made a “true bottom” joke, considering he said that phrase more than once. #Mad4Mya

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Unhinged.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Katy, to your Bills, we must say “Bye, bitch”. Does that lack of sympathy make me a bad son? #TeamMya

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Do you want us to watch Maks on The Bachelor? Is that good content? Probably not. But is this recap of week 2 of season 9 of Dancing with the Stars significantly better? Maybe not. At least it features recently-denied-of-an-Oscar-nomination-again director Baz Luhrmann! Katy also gets to talk about OUR baby, which matters. So short kings and Giants, dive on in to this era of Maks with us and wait in suspense for those Sultry Sevens!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

This is an episode about Kelly Osborne. Also a fight about Macy Gray. But mostly Kelly Osborne.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Karina is so hot. So hot. Karina? So hot.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin