NOTE: Dancing with the Stars is a WGA show, and as such, it will be picketed for returning. We do not support scabs, and we didn’t know this yet when we recorded. It will be addressed next week!

It’s a new era for QSR, for just as Dancing with the Stars is welcoming a new co-host, a new Queen of the Night is here! Find out who it is, and see if you know these new celebrities!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

The greatest winner? Who’s to say, but Chris writes the descriptions, so: THE GREATEST WINNER. KING SHIT.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

This is now a Hines Ward podcast. Be prepared. (This is also, as it has been, a podcast obsessed with the iconic cruelty of Brooke Burke.)

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Ballroom legends only! On this new JMP, if you think Katy and Chris jump into actual DWTS sooner than usual, don’t be fooled. They get off-track immediately. A lesser Robbed Goddess is added to the Pantheon, more love is offered to Karina Smirnoff, the love lives of Shirley and Corky Ballas are examined, and the true evil mastermind of Dancing with the Stars may have been revealed. Does this sound enticing enough?

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

DWTS celebrates America in the only way it knows how: a rumba to Proud to Be an American. It’s inexplicable, it’s stupid, and hopefully we’ll never do it again (until the next Benny Franks ep). Chris is not having it, while Katy is beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States. She loves Harry Potter, hates disrespect, and is not elegant. And YHAJ introduce a new game: Does Katy know the plot of Field of Dreams?

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

This Barbie is talking about the season 12 premiere of DWTS! Chris is incredibly off topic for a good quarter of the episode, and Katy isn’t exactly enthused about the premiere anyway. There is a shocking NFL reversal, a new rival for Brooke, boobs and butts, and a paean to Karina Smirnoff. Ba da ba ba baaaa.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Does Katy know these celebrities? And will Romeo go to Utah?

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Finale time, baby! What a time for an episode that covers condiments, Republicans, injury ethics, counting to eight (again), Bristol the party killer, and the conclusion to the feud that rocked America, Brooke vs. Jennifer. Let’s Tootsie Roll!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Friendly Banter before the episode begins? What is this nonsense?⁠ Speaking of nonsense, there are drunk uncles, fabulous dancing women, the son of Twinkletoes, multiple fatal car accidents… and then there’s Bristol.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Step right up and pay us your $7 to view some cage matches! Katy, a known homophobe, versus Chris, famous homosexual. Who wins? And how is any of this related to Dancing with the Stars?⁠

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin