Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective

Is it Taylor Swift Night yet? No! The Queen of the Night is celebrated by these Queens of the Night in one of our silliest and most enjoyable episodes yet. If you don’t like this one, you’re wrong. So it’s time to dance with somebody, feel the heat with somebody, and love to hate Harry with somebody!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

I’m a slave 4 two (hosts, that is)! On this night of an inexplicable Julianne outfit and a surprisingly expert Paula Abdul, Amy is here to tell you all about the dances. Chris is using this description as a way to compliment her growth at technically breaking down the dances themselves. We love a ballroom journey. And Katy chose to not be here. Take on that.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

What’s spookier than a delayed QSR? Nothing! Maybe non-IP costumes? No matter, as the Nu Queens of the Night may be a day late but aren’t a dollar short. Katy presents a trick of somebody she’s starting to warm up on. Amy provides a treat of being Fashion Police. Chris is just here to metaphorically egg houses by asking off-topic questions. Spooky! (It’s November, but we must commit to the bit.)

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Planet Mirrorballus? No, today we are on the Planet of the Bass! It's a mixed-up kind of planet where Tony is legitimately the Bad Boy of the Ballroom, where Chris and Katy are on the same page for every couple, where wine is appropriate for dance rehearsals, and where Brooke is still just as savage as usual. At least the Walker wedding (which is indeed recapped here) is recognized on every planet.

The Planet of the Bass videos:

Ms Biljana Electronica #1⁠⁠

Ms Biljana Electronica #2⁠

⁠Ms Biljana Electronica #3⁠

⁠The Music Video⁠

⁠Wendy Williams on The Masked Singer⁠

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

It’s about trauma. Trauma and monkey bars and tributes to the DNCMSTR. If you’re Amy’s mom, you might consider skipping the part where Chris starts talking about Harry. Stay tuned until the last second for a TWIST! How's that for a most memorable year?

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Happy birthday, The Walt Disney Company! As a present, have your annual dose of brand integration. Some contestants are divisive for the Queens of the Night, but there are at least a couple clear favorites and frontrunners. If you were looking for costume dissections, Amy has you covered. Katy has such feelings that she disappears for a minute. Disney Princess talk, Art Corner, and preparation for the return of the greatest star in the DWTS universe round out this episode, so stop mouse-ing about and listen!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Are you Supreme-ly excited for DWTS’ Motown spectacular? Do you Wonder who Katy and Amy are vibing with? Is there a Temptation to ignore Michael Strahan’s lack of dance knowledge? Then leave it to the Queens of the Night to use Smoke-y and mirrors to make you happy and Gaye! Something something Four Tops!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Uno, dos, tres, Latin Night! Amy is up past midnight because Katy is Mamma Mia!ing and Chris was Hamiltoning, so she alone has thoughts on this second week of competition. It’s going to be a weird one because it’s later than usual, but we are committed to our fan(s). Boyfriend Tim also walks through, which causes Chris to briefly screw up his microphone. This is a WARNING that the volume is going to fluctuate horribly throughout. Doesn’t that sound spicy (like a salsa)?

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Producer Chris had to watch the episode and actually talk on QSR, so he didn’t have time to write a description. But Amy is here to tell you about faces! So join us for Night 1 of the 32nd season of Dancing with the Stars!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Time math getting you down? Don’t worry, it’s time to celebrate America (sans rumba to a Lee Greenwood hit) with JMP’s last regular episode for a while! YHAJ put together their Mts. Rushmore of contestants from seasons 9-12, with detours to Mamma Mia!, the many faces of Bristol Palin, and the angriest disagreement perhaps ever heard. It’s the threequel we all deserve.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin