This is a weekly headline show where Dee and Jessie Broke do their best to highlight bits of nonce-sense from Crypto News. We only choose three articles, essentially at random, from the litany of blockchain news that is syndicated throughout a week. If you are interested in all the news articles that we horde in a week, please visit the link below to look at our collection. These Week's topics: -No ETF! Wait, what's an ETF? -Alts are going down faster than a [insert simile]. -Female Chinese Investors are getting treated lame. -Broke officially decides to do no more voices. Enjoy!