Just Trust Us

It's been a while. We had a good excuse this time!

What do you do when your boyfriend subscribes to someones onlyfans? We don't really know! Just kidding, you dump him. In this episode we answer more of your guys' questions... and rant more about sports! Duh. 

First episode with the new name, y'all!

God, is that you? The Cubs have been playing like dog poop and we aren't okay!!

We give our unqualified advice. Sorry if it doesn't work out! 

Everyone has childhood trauma, right?

Never thought you'd see those together, huh? Open your mind and legs as we take you down a deep dark road of normalizing sex work and also the stereotypes that perpetuate from it.

As always, Amanda takes us down a conspiracy worm hole and once again, brings up her Daddies; Jeff and Elon and how powerful people like them run the Deep State. Mark me down as scared AND horny!

Yes, all men. Fuck you, Bill Lee.

TW: talks of sexual assault/rape, abortion.

Who would win in a fight, Bezos or Musk?

Who is the best Spider-Man? Tobey, Andrew, or Tom?

Who's the better household sex symbol? Mr. Clean or The Brawny Man?

Will anyone ACTUALLY sponsor us?

ps. please don't actually cyberbully our friend <3

In this episode we discuss where we've been and what we have been up to. (absolutely nothing). We also discuss how king Elon sent us to space for the first time in 11 years. We then go down the Netflix and Chill rabbit hole about semi-current tv shows we have been watching, or need to watch. 

Elon, if ur reading this, plz send us next. <3

Take a shot every time Tara says "plausible".

In this episode we take you on a journey of conspiracy theories surrounding Covid-19. We dive deep into and share our thoughts about the most talked about theories on how this pandemic started. Are they fact or fiction? Did Bill Gates unleash this deadly virus, OR did The Simpsons predict our untimely demise?