Just Two Zeros

Jefferson joins me to discuss Charlotte sports and the Panthers optimism for 2024. Then we talk about what he learned from year 1 in the Spread Eagles Keeper League and what he changed going into year 2.  Keepers vs Picks, 'Going All In', 'Making The playoffs', and more.

We wrap up with some passionate ranting about the GRID (Grid of Death) this year and a promise that the league will (likely) see GRIDs in 2024!!

(00:00:19) - NCAA25 > Madden

Spread Eagles League Update Pod

Jamie joins a fantasy league, an update on a few deadline fantasy trades, and we break down who needs a winning season more between two troubled franchises in Boz and Travis. Then, we breakdown the pre-draft power rankings and Travis talks bachelor party drinking in his mid-30s.

(00:01:01) - Jamie Joins A Fantasy League

A new fantasy season begins! Tyler, Anthony, and Travis do a little bit of house keeping before jumping into some hot fantasy football topics for the Spread Eagle Keeper league including the 2024 GRID, Aging Top WR group, and the Ugly Keepers that people will need to make decisions on very soon! Then wrap it up with a daddy diary about Jason's bold move!

(00:00:28) - Bryce Young Not Playing

Travis is a solo-dad for the week (Not single) and we have a short discussion about the difference between an outing with wife+kids vs when you're home alone.

The Top 100 ESPN rankings were out with an immense amount of criticism which we discussed at incredible length. 

Finally, Fantasy Football is back - We quickly breakdown the keeper situation for each team in our league of record: Spread Eagles Keeper League.

(00:00:24) - Solo-Dad

Tyler, Anthony, and Travis discuss a "new" term: Gooning and whether or not the influx of smutty books is Gooning, what the appropriate setting is for books, and get the female perspective on books like Fifty Shades Of Gray.

Then, Josh Gross joins the group to talk his recent stepping down from coaching and about the bombshell revelation that the main problem on the softball team is: Me. 

Enjoy

(00:03:14) - Gooning & The Definition of Masturbation

The Zeros are back to discuss the Hawk Tuah girl and her recent media announcement. Then we discuss ranking the major US professional sports leagues by which ones we could perform best in if we had to play 51% of the snaps/minutes/etc. Travis only needs 3 months to hit a MLB fastball.

Then we discuss our favorite NFL OTA headlines that come up every single year to hype up yet another fantasy fizzle before turning to some personal life OTA/Summer headlines of our own.

Finally we wrap up with a few quick stories about letting my dad pick the hotels and Bronny James' situation being drafted by the Lakers.

A referendum on Jason Tatum from an outside fan perspective then a big guessing game between Travis and Anthony on 20 years of NFL yardage leaders. Then a quickly shut down Send Dudes turns into softball discussion, adolescent games, and then a sit down with Jason on drawing inappropriate things or just a solid giggle moment?

(00:00:25) - Jason Tatum, Celtics, NBA

A jam packed show with a raucous kids birthday party, hating on the fantasy ringer's top 200 fantasy rankings, two send dudes, and a bunch in between.

(00:02:23) - Weekend Recap

Travis and Tyler run through a host of topics before landing on whether the NBA or NFL is worse about flipflopping on their hot takes rapidly, an all-defense team battle, and our excitement level about this years NFL playoff field. 

Then a workshop session on getting our tug fest spiced up - we will be adding a new twist to our workout challenge - and then a long daddy diary about the age of competition, winning vs losing, and me feeling like a terrible parent for putting a 5 year old in a soccer tryout INCLUDING a clip from Tyler's wife, Jamie! 

Then Travis shares his birthday destruction machine.

(00:00:56) - Watch me naynay

Tyler and Anthony talk a little Hockey after Anthony becomes a super fan for the last 2 weeks. Then the rise of Anthony Edwards turns the topic to the most likable and unlikable NBA stars before we debate Bronny James' future.

Travis joins to critique the last pod and go in on Tyler's pop culture knowledge (or lack thereof) before kicking off the Daddy Diaries around kids parroting the entertainment now. 

(00:00:48) - Hockey?