Ever wonder why you can't just... not move? We did. So we looked it up. Turns out "fidgeting" is pretty much just your body's old-timey way of saying "I'm bored." Good to know.

Also on this episode: Logan opened for Heather Shaw. Apparently, she's good.

We hear about mic stands, epic roasts, and the existential dread of canceling a Fortnite subscription. Spoiler: it's harder than it looks.

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