TOTS with Ross: Just Us

It’s a Logan and Ross extravaganza, y’all. Buckle up for the best half hour plus of your lives… or, you know, something chill and entertaining with lots of laughs.

Here’s what the boys talked about:

• Live from the kitchen
• Queso pizza
• Byrne Pest Control
• Moe DeWitt
• Sareth Fest
• Twelve Talons Beer Works Wednesday October 23
• R.L. Stein
• Science Committee
• Ouid Science!!!!
• The Rogan questions
• “It’s not fun if I’m the only one getting hurt and so I stopped doing it.”
• American Tater Tot Awards
• The Tot Stop: @thetotspotjax
• Lebowski’s Tap Room’s tots: “pretty dang good”
• Twisted gut
• Logan in Orlando
• Captain Steve
• Timon of Athens - Shakespeare
• Moe DeWitt Puppet
• Is Logan Little Moe’s dad?!
• Logan going back to school
• Oh! Sweets

Hello and welcome to the latest edition of TOTS with Ross. 

Your host Ross McCoy is there, and so is Producer Logan, who is almost one-year post heart transplant. Woohoo!

They welcomed Orlando-area comedian Austin Kleeman into the studio. 

Here's what they discussed:

• Socks
  • Stance
• Losing weight + fitness tips
• Classic Marmaduke
• How did you start standup?
• Scalpelin’
• Akeem Woods (link to his episode)
• Titanium: One of Ross’ favorite metals
• Fighting bears
• Moe Comedy Jam
• Wednesday Night Open Mic at Bull & Bush in the Milk District
• Puppet night at the open mic
• Rob Smiles Comedy at Venture X
• Lord of the Rings
• Ghost story or hell hotel?
• Murder Castle
• The Market Restaurant
• AustinKleeman.com

Ross and Logan are back at it again. This time with a guest from the wilds of New Jersey. 

Please welcome Darren C. Moore into your earholes.

Here's what was discussed:

• When Ross started doing comedy
• Pedro Lima
• Kirk Bonacci
• Being nice vs. having enemies
• Los Angeles comedy community
• Matt Rife
• Phillies games
• “If you can’t live on the porch, get off your goddamn bike.” - Vicious poodle
• Being famous to be famous
• Pickling
• Ross’ attempt: Salty, wet, vegetables
• Beans and tacos
• Subarus vs. BMWs
• All day tacos
• Living in South Jersey
• Raising bricks
• Growing tomatoes
• Dungeons & Dragons books
• Dune
• Ross: “Comedy is like a Disney movie”
• Tom Brady roast
• Ross gets frozen
• Teratoma
• Comedy roasts
• Open mic faux pas
• Eat Moore Pickles

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Taheim Davis -TOTS

Another episode of TOTS, another Colorado comedian. This time it’s Taheim Davis!

Here’s what they talked about:

• Logan had to go to the hospital
• Planning your healthcare around comedy
• Professional cougher
• Sinus infections
• Avocado Man
• How ya poopin’ these days?
• New York comics
• Sam Tallent
• Comicview
• Being mentally healthy AND funny
• Crowd work during the podcast
• Competitive trading card games
• Yu-Gi-Oh!
• Seeing UFOs
• Bird Call
• Mispronouncing names
• Instagram: CrimeScene_Taheim

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@LoKeHo

Look at this! There is a whole new TOTS with Ross episode with a comedian who is NOT from Florida. On this episode, Ross and Logan welcome Eddie Rojas into the (virtual) studio.

Here are somethings they talked about:

• Heart update
• Byrne Pest (@byrnepest on instagram)
• Just Call Moe (justcallmoe.com)
• Sareth’s Comedy Beef
• Orlando Funny Bone April 14th
• Colorado Springs Open Mic
• Lokeho on instagram
• Eddie Rojas from Colorado Springs!
• Everyone’s literal backgrounds
• Working from home
• Save space for spite
• Being in the air force
• Colorado Springs comedy scene is nurturing
• Roast Battles
• Starting your own comedy show
• Doing comedy on a cruise ship
• Skeet shooting
• UFO sitings
• “Slaughterhouse Five”
• Alaska (the band, not the state)
• Cy’s Diner Colorado Springs  http://cysdrivein.com/menu
• Century 3 Mall
• Gourmet Giggler (Instagram TikTok)

Now I want Arby’s

This episode is more like two, two episodes in one. No, wait, I mean four, four episodes in one. Let me break it down for you. 

There's Logan, Mickey, and, Jacki portion. Then there's a Logan, Mickey, Jacki and, Jolly portion. The,n there's Ross, Logan, and Jolly. Finally, there is a Ross, Logan, Mickey, and Jacki section. 

I hope you enjoy all four sections. Here are my notes from the Ross and Jolly and Logan section:

• Being a door guy at the Comedy Mothership
• PDQ chicken fingers
• Is David Jolly the most frequent guest?
• April 11 at Orlando Funny Bone: David Jolly and Friends
• Getting hooked on nicotine
• David Jolly in Utah
• Soaking
• Norm MacDonald being banned from Iowa
• Jarri Knows
• Shit Sandwhich at Bull & Bush
• Austin Kleeman
• Austin: A village of weirdos
• Getting a colonoscopy
• Ross' preparation grade: fair
• "I Know You Fucking Lying: The Podcast"

And much more. 

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HONK!

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This is now Jacki writing the rest of the blog. Ross' guest is Roo Nafasat who is the creator/host/poweroflove behind the Silly Geese Comedy Show in Orlando. Let's see what they talked about:

• Getting human interaction
• First time doing comedy
• The business of comedy
• Learning from bombing
• Loving the goose
• Honking (not a horn, but like a goose)
• Making powerpoints
• Women in comedy
• Imposter syndrome
• Comedy audiences are 60% more women
• Geese secrets
• Percy Jackson
• Golden Egg Trivia Team
• Ross' new mood lighting (repeated topic)
• Aliens & UFOs
• New Segment: Wholesome Thing I Found on the Internet
• Dr. Doom!
• Corporate culture
• Dog attack
• Never send your food back
• How to get fresh fries every time
• Find Roo at SillyRoose.com. 

HONK!!

Virtual Moe!

Byrne Pest

We get an open mic and a heart update from Logan and then we're off with another rousing edition of The Orlando Talk Show with Ross McCoy, starring... Carmen Vallone!

Here's what the fellas talked about:

• Dry January
• "The Ken Miller of it All"
• Open mics at bowling alleys
• Santa Clause with a K
• Erik Myers
• Heckling Jamie Kennedy
• Comedy classes with Carmen
• Being on the cusp of yelling
  • Focus on the funny parts instead
• Comedy curveballs
• Opening for Michael Winslow
• Becoming a dad
• Sleeping
• The Orlando Funny Bone

See y'all next time

TOTS with Ross is back for a blustery edition, some folks on the call have snow and others have gloom. Which would you prefer?

The guest: Danielle Mathis

Here's what the crew talked about:

• Feeling incredibly flammable
• Garage sale spotlights
• Curious George Goes to Town at Universal Studios
• Being a mascot
• Stuff the Magic Dragon
• Sesame Street on Ice
• Spirit splash at UCF
• How to Dougie
• Tampa has two major sports stadiums?
• Blooper the mascot
• "Untold Holiday Tales" - Next year, maybe?
• "All I Want for Christmas is You"
• Comedy shit lists
• Wall of apologists
• Types of doors
• Survivor finale (ed note: JAKE!!!)
• Wednesday nights at Bull and Bush are great when it's not only an open mic
• Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, and Matthew Perry
• Ross finally admits it!!!! (tot related)
• Trivia (Monday) and Open Mic (Tuesday) with Logan at Voodoo Brewing Company in Colorado Springs

Also important to note:

Bug free is good for me (and Ross, apparently), thanks to Byrne Pest Control

Injured on the go? Just call Moe!

There was a subtle shout out to Jake Ricca before the theme song.  This is Logan's first time as the producer of TOTS with Ross.  

Colorado has real East and West vs Florida's.... uhm... directions.  

Five Nights at Freddy's is culturally significant.  Some call it, "Bigger than the moon landing!"

Sausage Castle shout out.  Happy Veteran's Day!

Official word from Shit Sandwich Central:  Cap Wright is the future of Orlando Comedy.  Cap Wright responds in this episode.  What happens next will surprise you,.... not really.... but hopefully it entertains you and convinces you to support local comedy before they are no longer local comedy.