Ever wonder why you can't just... not move? We did. So we looked it up. Turns out "fidgeting" is pretty much just your body's old-timey way of saying "I'm bored." Good to know.

Also on this episode: Logan opened for Heather Shaw. Apparently, she's good.

We hear about mic stands, epic roasts, and the existential dread of canceling a Fortnite subscription. Spoiler: it's harder than it looks.

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The boys are back in Ross' back bedroom and wherever Logan is.  Here's what they discussed:

• Injured on the Go: Just Call Moe InjuredOntheGo.com - Sign up for the VIP card
• DewittLawFirm.com - Moe in a fancy shirt
• ByrnePestControl.com
• Has Logan experienced any Heart Transplant Ripley Believe it or not stuff?
• Yes, craved sour skittles.
• Some technical difficulties
• Not having a middle name
• Car registration issues
• Ricky shares some stories from the road
• Comedy condos
• Bike Week
• Doing a podcast during Biketoberfest
• Doing comedy shows at a Jai Alai arena
• You don’t laugh at puns
• Reading in the hood
• Mushrooms
• Why are folks so afraid of their manhood being taken away?
• Uylesses Grant Book
• Favorite presidents
• Best tots in town: Some bar in Lexington Kentucky
• @RickyReyesComedy
• Logan: Joke Transplant Show at Bar K in Colorado April 2 and the first Wednesday pf every month
• To church!

Ross & Logan are back at it again. This time this guest is wild, y'all. Good Old "Buy a Boat" Ram Davesy!

Here's what Logan, Ram & 'The Boy' talked about:

• Joe Byrne Pest Control Byrne Them Pests - 321-297-7985 “call that motherfucker”
• Just Call Moe dot Com
• Dewitt Law dot com
• Moe DeWitt Merch
• JustCallMoe.com/join-the-just-call-moe-vip-program-today/
• Money 101
• Referring to Logan as “boy”
• Buy a boat.
• Cash only.
• Hard, heavy, and loud.
• Worthless fiat currency.
• Scrooge McDuck
• Does wealth discriminate?
• How does one acquire Big Bird amounts of gold?
• Eat steak every single day.
• Gamble and don’t lose.
• Best Tots in Town: Dubai shuttle to rich guy space port to the super-rich space station

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Hey, Kids... What's for dinner?

Fresh hot TOTS with Aimee Le Cours, host of Pillow Fort with Roo and Aimee. Here’s an amuse bouche of what they talked about:

• Chewing gum
• Ross being late
• Toast
• Psych! A Diagnostic Comedy Show
• Wu-Tang
• “You’re safe here … or whatever”
• Blind folks flying airplanes
• Roast Lite = Flambe (message Aimee) because itis a skill to cook the food properly but not burn
• Roast Battles
• Up and Coming Orlando Comedians
• Pillow Fort Podcast
• Puppet comedy
• “A little bit of Hall & Oates in there somewhere”
• Drag shows with Anna Lepeley
• Having scruples
• Orlando Fringe
• How to be a good person without being religious? (psst, it is easy)
• UFOs are here.
• What Do You Want From Us?
• Why cults don’t work
• Dirtbag Queen by Andy Corren
• Best Tots in Town: King Bao
• “If you can’t believe in tots, what can you believe in?”
• Moe VIP
• Joe Byrne Pest Control
• Lokeho - Joke Swap Show
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TOTS with Ross: Just Us

It’s a Logan and Ross extravaganza, y’all. Buckle up for the best half hour plus of your lives… or, you know, something chill and entertaining with lots of laughs.

Here’s what the boys talked about:

• Live from the kitchen
• Queso pizza
• Byrne Pest Control
• Moe DeWitt
• Sareth Fest
• Twelve Talons Beer Works Wednesday October 23
• R.L. Stein
• Science Committee
• Ouid Science!!!!
• The Rogan questions
• “It’s not fun if I’m the only one getting hurt and so I stopped doing it.”
• American Tater Tot Awards
• The Tot Stop: @thetotspotjax
• Lebowski’s Tap Room’s tots: “pretty dang good”
• Twisted gut
• Logan in Orlando
• Captain Steve
• Timon of Athens - Shakespeare
• Moe DeWitt Puppet
• Is Logan Little Moe’s dad?!
• Logan going back to school
• Oh! Sweets

Hello and welcome to the latest edition of TOTS with Ross. 

Your host Ross McCoy is there, and so is Producer Logan, who is almost one-year post heart transplant. Woohoo!

They welcomed Orlando-area comedian Austin Kleeman into the studio. 

Here's what they discussed:

• Socks
  • Stance
• Losing weight + fitness tips
• Classic Marmaduke
• How did you start standup?
• Scalpelin’
• Akeem Woods (link to his episode)
• Titanium: One of Ross’ favorite metals
• Fighting bears
• Moe Comedy Jam
• Wednesday Night Open Mic at Bull & Bush in the Milk District
• Puppet night at the open mic
• Rob Smiles Comedy at Venture X
• Lord of the Rings
• Ghost story or hell hotel?
• Murder Castle
• The Market Restaurant
• AustinKleeman.com

Ross and Logan are back at it again. This time with a guest from the wilds of New Jersey. 

Please welcome Darren C. Moore into your earholes.

Here's what was discussed:

• When Ross started doing comedy
• Pedro Lima
• Kirk Bonacci
• Being nice vs. having enemies
• Los Angeles comedy community
• Matt Rife
• Phillies games
• “If you can’t live on the porch, get off your goddamn bike.” - Vicious poodle
• Being famous to be famous
• Pickling
• Ross’ attempt: Salty, wet, vegetables
• Beans and tacos
• Subarus vs. BMWs
• All day tacos
• Living in South Jersey
• Raising bricks
• Growing tomatoes
• Dungeons & Dragons books
• Dune
• Ross: “Comedy is like a Disney movie”
• Tom Brady roast
• Ross gets frozen
• Teratoma
• Comedy roasts
• Open mic faux pas
• Eat Moore Pickles

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Taheim Davis -TOTS

Another episode of TOTS, another Colorado comedian. This time it’s Taheim Davis!

Here’s what they talked about:

• Logan had to go to the hospital
• Planning your healthcare around comedy
• Professional cougher
• Sinus infections
• Avocado Man
• How ya poopin’ these days?
• New York comics
• Sam Tallent
• Comicview
• Being mentally healthy AND funny
• Crowd work during the podcast
• Competitive trading card games
• Yu-Gi-Oh!
• Seeing UFOs
• Bird Call
• Mispronouncing names
• Instagram: CrimeScene_Taheim

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@LoKeHo

Look at this! There is a whole new TOTS with Ross episode with a comedian who is NOT from Florida. On this episode, Ross and Logan welcome Eddie Rojas into the (virtual) studio.

Here are somethings they talked about:

• Heart update
• Byrne Pest (@byrnepest on instagram)
• Just Call Moe (justcallmoe.com)
• Sareth’s Comedy Beef
• Orlando Funny Bone April 14th
• Colorado Springs Open Mic
• Lokeho on instagram
• Eddie Rojas from Colorado Springs!
• Everyone’s literal backgrounds
• Working from home
• Save space for spite
• Being in the air force
• Colorado Springs comedy scene is nurturing
• Roast Battles
• Starting your own comedy show
• Doing comedy on a cruise ship
• Skeet shooting
• UFO sitings
• “Slaughterhouse Five”
• Alaska (the band, not the state)
• Cy’s Diner Colorado Springs  http://cysdrivein.com/menu
• Century 3 Mall
• Gourmet Giggler (Instagram TikTok)

Now I want Arby’s

This episode is more like two, two episodes in one. No, wait, I mean four, four episodes in one. Let me break it down for you. 

There's Logan, Mickey, and, Jacki portion. Then there's a Logan, Mickey, Jacki and, Jolly portion. The,n there's Ross, Logan, and Jolly. Finally, there is a Ross, Logan, Mickey, and Jacki section. 

I hope you enjoy all four sections. Here are my notes from the Ross and Jolly and Logan section:

• Being a door guy at the Comedy Mothership
• PDQ chicken fingers
• Is David Jolly the most frequent guest?
• April 11 at Orlando Funny Bone: David Jolly and Friends
• Getting hooked on nicotine
• David Jolly in Utah
• Soaking
• Norm MacDonald being banned from Iowa
• Jarri Knows
• Shit Sandwhich at Bull & Bush
• Austin Kleeman
• Austin: A village of weirdos
• Getting a colonoscopy
• Ross' preparation grade: fair
• "I Know You Fucking Lying: The Podcast"

And much more. 

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