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< i Kingfish I want to go to there Tall Slut No Panties. Tall Satanist No Panties. Oh wow, oh wow wow wow... Tall Slut No Panties was no mere coincidence, I am re-watching Bitch in Apt. 23 for gummy theater, and... S2E2, little blonde girl goes to the movies with her co-worker from the coffee shop, and, as you know, the show is set in New York City. Well, this, my friend, is the Paramount Theater in Oakland. Waaaaaaat It's like a 3 second establishing shot, and they cut immediately to the interior of the fake, tv show movie theater, but the eagle eye of The Old Professor caught it. Thank you for your service. I'm sure whatever 2nd unit director was in charge of gathering stock footage just googled "big ass old art deco theater." At least it wasn't San Francouver. Brookouver? Mancouver? Vanbronx? Right?? It's like that "Always Be My Maybe" movie with Ali Wong where she's walking through "San Francisco" Chinatown, and the streets are pristine clean and as wide as a six lane highway. Yes just like Kung Fu!" Oh yes, I recall. So apparently that show did 3 seasons! Whaaaaat I did not keep watching just to see Trans Bay Tube 2 on Mission like in DS9. Bell Riots, Baby. 2024 you failed us. Also the Irish Reunification. Again I say it all went wrong with that weasel that fell into the Large Hadron Collider. That killed Bowie, and all else followed. The John Wick timeline. Bill and Ted failed. My cat just ran into my office to LOUDLY announce that she just took the world's biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit. If she'd waited 5 more seconds for the stank to get here, the announcement would have been completely unnecessary. IM POOPIN I have to go deal with this... This is RJ Owens level. Wait, shit, remind me of the Ted Wick theory Oh, Ted's Dad was going to send him to military school (FORESHADOWING) if he failed his history test. If that happened, Wyld Stallyns would never happen, and as we all know, it was the music of Wyld Stallyns, and "Be Excellent To Each Other" that brought about 1000 years of peace and prosperity. BUT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.. Ted failed his test, Wyld Stallyns didn't save mankind, and Ted returned from military school as JOHN WICK... That is solid. Dude that is solid. It also dovetails nicely with Say Anything → Grosse Point Blank. Lloyd Dobbler did not make his kickboxing dream happen and found his calling as a sniper. That's a good one! "Mama Hitler sick of all of these time travelers trying to murder her baby" In one of the Time Machine Hubbas, we did a joke where I say, "We could go back and time and kill Hitler as a baby!" And Alexa says, "Huh? Who's Hitler?" And I say, "Ohhhhhhmy gawd! Maybe we already did it!" Boom. Pitch meeting recently did BTTF3, It was brutal. Ha! That was great. "Unexpected beats are tight!" Steam nerd: I remember seeing that movie the first time and thinking, "Those locomotives had a top speed of about 45mph." Delivered OSend

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Vizio: "Please enjoy falling asleep to these calming nature scenes, occasionally punctuated with unhinged fascist rants. As a treat."

I left the tv idle while I went to the other room to play with my dog. After about a half an hour, I started hearing Kristi Noem praising Trump and telling immigrants to get out of America, over and over.

I went in to check, and caught this video looping 3 more times before it went back to the nature clips.

This TV will be out of my house by the end of the week. Fucking dystopian bullshit company.

Also Vizio: "Did we mention these unhinged fascist rants are FREE?"®™

Q: My TV started playing a video in full screen by itself. What happened?
A: Your TV launched Scenic Mode, a FREE, new feature that displays relaxing, ambient content when your TV is idle for a period of time. Scenic Mode delivers an experience that adds to the environment of your home or office.

Q: Why did I see an ad in Scenic Mode?
A: After Scenic Mode launches to full screen, you may see ads. We offer free, scenic content by supporting it with ads. These ads allow VIZIO to offer enhanced, built-in Smart TV features, 300+ live channels, and 15,000+ movies and shows at no cost through WatchFree+ while also helping keep the price of our TVs accessible and competitive.

Q: Can I turn Scenic Mode ads off?
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Senate Democratic Leader Melissa Wintrow said that clause applies to replicas of scrotums hanging from people's trailer hitches.

"They're gross, they're offensive and kids on the road see them, so why wouldn't the police get a call [saying], 'That offends me. Pull it off the truck.' Because now this bill will allow it."

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"Orion Parrott", ladies and gentlemen:

He previously worked as a systems engineer at defense contractor Raytheon, led a Y combinator-backed tech company, and was a partner for a real estate fund. [...]

"Thrilled to share my own personal project in this private channel of Chads!" [...]

Something smells off to fans of the bar, as Parrott also plans to "kickstart a token ecosystem" named ToronadoCash. In the VC chat group, he asks for investors to form a $250,000 "liquidity pool," which he describes as "a rare insider opportunity for core team & friends."

"I think it's probably antithetic to the impression I had of the bar," said a source with knowledge of the deal. "It's emblematic of a larger problem in San Francisco: tech bros coming in and buying a 40-year-old institution and making a coin out of it and all that stuff." [...]

Parrott kept his plans for the bar close to the chest. But a recent post on his Twitter account offers a glimpse of his feelings about the takeover of beloved institutions by private investors:

"The US federal closure of many scientific and academic institutions, though a travesty, is a phenomenal business opportunity for privatizing and decentralizing valuable public goods and services."

(Sorry, I meant "Orion Parrott Dot Eth".)

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How has Patreon made my life more difficult today? I'm glad you asked.

When you sign up for our Patreon, we mail you a physical card. The welcome message says "Your membership card is active once you have it in your hands. You must bring the card with you and show it at the door."

And now Patreon has fucked that all up by adding a new thing at the bottom that says "Save membership card" below it! What the absolute fuck is this!! So now people who have just signed up think, "That's weird, here's my membership card, I guess I just download that and I'm good to go?" No. That is not how this works. That is not how any of this works.

I assume there is no way to make this new nonsense go away and stop confusing people?

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