Antoine lied about church, a listener who's about to quit her job and make a scene, and Zack thinks he got screwed in Fat Chance.

Antoine lied about church, a listener who's about to quit her job and make a scene, and Zack thinks he got screwed in Fat Chance.

Monica refuses to do a simple thing that most people like, long distance relationship drama that has Zack convinced a caller is a side piece and just doesn't know it, and Antoine volunteers to mow Zack's lawn whether he likes it or not.

Monica refuses to do a simple thing that most people like, long distance relationship drama that has Zack convinced a caller is a side piece and just doesn't know it, and Antoine volunteers to mow Zack's lawn whether he likes it or not.

This week's brand new Anger Diary ... Who Stole My Pocket?  Get every Anger Diary on demand at www.AngerDiary.com.

This week's brand new Anger Diary ... Who Stole My Pocket?  Get every Anger Diary on demand at www.AngerDiary.com.

Monica forgot what state she was in, Zack has the biggest bird poop in recorded history on his car, and the results Miss Monica's high school football picks for the week.  Have a great day!

Monica forgot what state she was in, Zack has the biggest bird poop in recorded history on his car, and the results Miss Monica's high school football picks for the week.  Have a great day!

Today we try to decide on the "Mount Rushmore" of adult cocktails and a debate RAGES about the mimosa and whether or not it is a cocktail worthy of consideration.

Today we try to decide on the "Mount Rushmore" of adult cocktails and a debate RAGES about the mimosa and whether or not it is a cocktail worthy of consideration.