Doubles combat juggling is yet to become an Olympic sport, therefore, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin remain here, available for today’s Thursday KITM.

Many today are divided on whether Donald Trump's NABJ Interview was a “train wreck,” “trainwreck” or “train-wreck.” It can be a combination, of course, like Kamala Harris’ racial heritage. What did Donald think he was doing? Well, he hasn’t really thought since the 80’s, which frankly has worked well for him until recently. Even Tommy Tuberville would have thought this one out more thoroughly.

What level of weird and stupid is Donald Trump?  Is he at “Laura Loomer” weird and stupid, or “Tomi Lahren” stupid and weird? Again, why quibble about nuances? Trump is comparable to weirdbilly hillweirdo J.D. Sofa King Vance, who demands women forego a career to be tradwives, unless the woman is Simone Biles, then shame on her for catching her breath. Trump is very, very old and way past Vance’s useful idiot “use by” date, though J.D.’s shelf life might be measured in Scaramuccis.

It looks as if Vladimir Putin has been following the shift in the Trump ticket and decided not to get on the bad side of our future Commander-in-Chief. 

In great news, Tim Walz is great, and Josh Shapiro is also great, following a slight arrayment of a few Democrats.