This morning, David Waldman took his mind off the end of the 2024 Olympics the only way he knew how, by abseiling through the KITM World Headquarters atrium skylight onto Greg Dworkin’s speeding Raft O’ Stories™ for his Monday show.

Donald Trump would say that was “A.I.’d”, or faked or rigged or something, because he’s weird that way. Trump will definitely remember it all that way, as all the old guy’s memories are only wishes that he made to fill in his many holes of shame and regret. Was Donald’s helicopter story designed to smear Kamala Harris, or just a fantasy holding his few neurons together? It could be both, as Trump has long been weird and vicious, well before he was old and decrepit. Unfortunately, it’s the US who has the memory problems on that.

Many MAGA weirdos are looking to the comfort of self-delusion, but what seemed a bottomless well has begun to run dry. Some will keep trying to trash Tim Walz’s character, which will work about as well as taking on Kamala Harris on Abortion. Fox News tries embracing reality as do conservatives attempting to rescue conservatism.  Yet, J.D. Vance remains Sofa King (And, sometimes Sofa Queen) weird.

It’s not weird that Donald isn’t landing at airports that might repo his airplane… the guy’s lousy with money after all.

But the Secret Service… They’re weird. Really weird.