Today, David Waldman unleashes the KITM upon the enemies of democracy and purveyors of the weird.

Meanwhile, Greg Dworkin unloaded his big Raft O’ Stories™, including a large consignment of polls, which may not be any more accurate, but sure are more pleasant than they used to be. Many people approve of President Joe Biden’s Vice-Presidential choice. Not uncoincidentally, many also approve of Kamala Harris’ Vice-Presidential choice. People do like Tim Walz even though Tim might be ruining the career hopes of both J.D. Vonce and Mike Lindell. (Forget those scurrilous innuendos, J.D. doesn’t hike up his skirt for just any sofa.)

Donald Trump rode the Epstein Express, again, the other day, to pay his respects at his first wife’s grave… fondly known as “the rough”. 

Fresh off his spectacular Dunning–Kruger-palooza, Elon Musk now focuses his towering intellect toward Texas, home of his favorite federal judge, Reed O’Connor. Reed loves Elon, or at least his stock… that is, Tesla stock, which any honest judge would never confuse with Elon Musk…

Let’s say so long to Tina Peters, former Mesa County clerk, present convicted felon, and future Arizona prison inmate. Tina was quite outspoken following her conviction, which would not garner approval from Minnesota Senatorial candidate Royce White, foe to local water fountains.