David Waldman brings us to the end of a Quite Weird?™ week. Don’t expect it to become more normal soon.

Why are conservatives mad today? It could be a lot of things. Boxer Imane Khelif might identify as a woman, be born female and such, but conservatives have always held Olympic competitors to a certain standard. They’re never mad about racism, but pretty angry about having it always pointed out.

There are few things that make Donald Trump angrier than missing a cut from a hostage deal that he had a chance to cash in on. Trump might have missed out on a huge score too, who knows how much he could have pocketed.

If Trump gets back into office he will make certain that he maintains a better mood.

Egyptian President Abdel Fatah El-Sisi might have boosted Donald’s spirit with 100,000 $100 bills. This was one of many things Bill Barr decided that you didn’t need to know about.

Steven KG Bannon’s previous “home” was previously “leased” from “landlord” Mustafa Elgindy, and there’s not enough scare quotes in the world for that guy.