Today, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin address the question pressing upon our national political zeitgeist: “Turn down for what?” Greg’s Raft O’ Stories looks more like a Mardi Gras float this morning, with all of the hopes and joys and enthusiasms in perfect array. Democrats understand the assignment which is, support the ticket, make America safe for snark… and have fun out there.

JD Clampett-Vonce figures all of those smiles must have been A.I.’d  on. Hulk Hogan will slap them back off for you. Donald Trump is getting sick of slumming around with all of these basement dwellers, while MAGA… Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. They want all of this election nonsense to go away so they can just take over and move on to more interesting violations of national and international law.