It’s Tuesday, and David Waldman finds himself again in front of the KITM Microphone, and we find ourselves listening. Isn’t it nice how some things just work out?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lost in the House Democrats' Steering and Policy Committee vote to lead the House Oversight Committee to Rep. Gerry Connolly, as AOC apparently proved no match for Gerry’s high-energy boyish charm and… wait, I have been told that Gerry Connolly is actually some moustache and pair of dentures who’s been around for 20 years holding his place in line… Yes, it does seem that seniority is highly valued by those senior citizens who still wield the levers of power, although wielding a TV remote might be too big an ask… Nonetheless, AOC still has hope and is still out there fighting for the position. David reminds us to follow the money if we want to see the way things could and should go… and yet that also would lead one to see AOC as the frontrunner... Ah well, perhaps the young up-and-commers should wait until they’re a bit more elder out-and-goers before they take the reins.

Other countries have found different solutions to rotating out their personnel. The German government will follow France’s lead and will now try collapsing for a spell. South Korea and Canada are looking a little winded as well.

You know who’s living his best life? The guy who sees life as a zero-sum game. He’ll now probably sue Judge Juan Merchan for a billion dollars. Many MAGA trust that Trump will be the lying SOB that they elected. Some hope and pray that he will be. Most quit caring before they pocketed their voting booth pen. That pretty much only leaves us to give a damn that Alexander Smirnov pleaded guilty to framing Joe and Hunter Biden for Burisma. Or that the Fox weekend host’s bodyguard likes to beat up Mexican-looking Middle Easterners… or Middle Eastern-looking Mexicans, whatever. Or that his one low-silicone daughter’s baby daddy’s baby daddy’s net worth is set to rise from the lower single digit to the lower nine digits over the next four years.

Abundant Life Christian School went against each of the principles in its name until a bad 15-year-old with a gun’s shooting spree was stopped by a good 12-year-old with a cellphone. Expect that kid caught with the cellphone to face strict discipline.