Great news! Greg Dworkin floated by this morning on his raft o’ stories, and managed to regale us with the latest news until we lost sight of him about a half hour later...

Excellent news! The Colorado Supreme Court has ruled that Donald Trump is ineligible to run for president. David Waldman wasn’t that sure he could do a whole show on the subject, but he underestimates himself.

The folks who normally hold the Constitution as gospel and vice versa, and who also remind us that the US isn’t a democracy but a republic, suddenly have a problem with this particular Constitution. It also seems that the Founding Fathers, Et Al. who couldn’t foresee a guy like Donald Trump, kind of did at that. The Colorado Supremes weren’t asleep in their law or history classes, either. SCOTUS will really earn their pay if they can fish Donald out of this one.

The pro-Trumpers who applied for a National Park Service permit purposely left out any mention of what they were planning to do because they and Donald Trump really wanted it to be a surprise. The Confederate soldiers and WWIII cosplayers in attendance were a bit of a spoiler, however.

On a related note, in Alabama, Tommy Tuberville finally surrendered in his war against the United States military.