Political chaos meets holiday chaos this week. We will have Christmas Eve, then Christmas, and Hanukkah, then Boxing Day with David Waldman battling contender Jake or maybe Ron Paul, then Friday… and that’s almost the weekend! So who knows what could happen?  

Our transcendent question this week: Which Superman is the greatest?  It is, of course, Kirk Alyn, obviously. However, it seems  that 30 million nerd-ragers beg to differ. Nothing drives engagement better than an argument, therefore it was inevitable that the solution and cause of all of our future problems, Artificial Intelligence, would soon be dispatched in the form of “argue-bots”. Now all we need are infinite AI “defend-my-argument-bots” launched against those, and social media should be sucked up its own singularity.

Human argue-bot Trump would start a fight with a pile of rocks if he could. If we hadn’t elected him F’n President he would have filled his day with Gunn vs. Snyder arguments. Now he’s content with threatening to annex Canada, Greenland, and Panama. (It seems that Poland and Crimea have been taken.) 

President Joe Biden commuted 37 death sentences that Donald had looked forward to… Oh well, plenty more where they came from.

The faster Trump can be Stalin, the happier Curtis Yarvin and his many followers in the upcoming  administration  will be.

The House Ethics report on Matt Gaetz is out, and other than the statutory rape, payments to prostitutes and illegal drug use Matt seems like a smart choice for Attorney General. Expect Matt to issue a rebuttal on Cameo soon.

Justice Clarence Thomas did fail to disclose a lot of stuff, and will fail to disclose much more, but has been recently caught on a few new ones.

Honsan? Hissan? Nissanonda? Nissan and Honda are a couple now.

Our lone point of stability, Greg Dworkin did show up, at least for today, with news of the DNC Chair election, which promises to be the beginning of our refuge from chaos.