David Waldman is back today, eager to devote no time at all to the brewing Beyoncé controversy.

Has there been a better president than Jimmy Carter? Or a better Christian? Husband? Person? Jimmy Carter saved people from nuclear cataclysm. Jimmy Carter saved people from parasitic onslaught. Jimmy Carter saved people from the weather. Jimmy Carter was the best, which is of course, what a lot of people had against him. The thing is, mediocrity has much more leeway than greatness, so much more flexibility in terms of self-respect and ethics… and strength in numbers.

Now look where we are. The best that the incoming president can say of Carter is that Jimmy was a “president”, as any other comparison would be one even he’d be embarrassed to make.

Back in our present idiocracy, Trump would rather go to Canada, Greenland, or Panama than listen to this shithole’s problems any longer. My suggestion is for these countries to throw a few parties for BRICS members to see how they like the chocolate cake over at their places. Trump could save TikTok, but it would depend upon whether the Supreme Court has the guts to make decisions outside of laws or the Constitution, for the benefit of America, that is, China.

The people who say America First but mean “whites first” are fighting with the people who say America First but mean “money first”. Trump wants none of that argument as he knows that America First has always meant “me first”.