David Waldman is about done with 2024 but isn’t that into 2025. Maybe we can find an alternative?

KITM World Headquarters uses pure green energy from the plutonium stored in the core of our volcano lair, but for the many who do not have that luxury, the nationwide power grid is under tremendous strain as AI data centers suck up huge amounts of power and distort the normal flow of electricity for millions of Americans. Eliminating federal regulations would not seem to be the way to go, but here we are, eager to become serfs to a mad king as long as he is as mad as us. A problem with being a “Me First” nation is that “They” are sometimes you. Elon Musk was recently shocked to discover that there was a “They” other than him. In fact, on exTwitter, many of them are actually… him. In fact, how can anybody ever be certain they aren’t all him, as he can be any one of them with a tap of a button?

Meanwhile, South Korea has approved the arrest of President Yoon Suk Yeol, whom they’ve already impeached.

Russia has a shadow fleet of ships employed to evade sanctions, so why not have them multitask in espionage and sabotage while they’re out there?