David Waldman awoke from his long winter’s nap this Hanukkah Eve morning to activate the mighty KITM World Headquarters bank of computers. One of those slept in until about 9:02. Greg Dworkin, punctual as ever, actually managed to sleep after witnessing the best the Gop has to offer in their final presidential debate. 4 losers entered the debate stage last night. 4 losers left at the end. Nikki Haley didn't remotely win then, and has no chance of winning now, but did lose the least. Sentimental favorite Chris Christie delivered accountability and culpability to the debate, and you can guess how that went.                                                    The winner, of course was the party’s biggest loser, Donald Trump, whom it would be pointless to debate as he is not running for president. The Donald is presently putting together a staff portfolio more appropriate to hang in a post office, or perhaps a service station outside a piazza. Still, even though he’s probably just being sarcastic, Trump continues to claim that he is “a candidate”. Hopefully the Colorado Supreme Court can explain that joke. Trump tells his followers to stand back, stand by, get ready to ram the ramparts and guard the vote.                                                                                                                                        You may recognize the candidate for George Santo’s now empty congressional seat by all the red circles pointing him out on January 6. Had this guy known Congress was a thing, he would have run for office long ago. What insurrectionist will get Kevin McCarthy’s old office? How about Matt Gaetz’s? Now, Nevada Gops are being charged with felonies for being fake electors. Want to know more? Just ask Kenneth Chesebro.                                                                                                                  As long everyone is mad at them, Republicans figure they might as well cut funding to Ukraine, and maybe abolish Obamacare. You know who we should elect for President? Joe Biden.                                                                                                         And now that they got their bonuses, US retail lobbyists can quit their shoplifting gang stories.