In a flash, David Waldman appears, vanishing again two hours later. Where does David come from? Where does he go? Some say… the living room couch. Nevertheless, with each visit Mr. Waldman will present to us a mysterious, yet valuable gift… let’s open it, shall we?

James Comer and Jim Jordan may seem like idiots now, and they are, but they are smart enough to know that Democrats will let them and Russia Russia Russia get away with it yet again, because as they and Putin are well aware, most of us are the kind of idiots who will let them get away with it.

Ace KITM Correspondent Rosalyn MacGregor reports that there remains at least one too many MIGops as local officials continue their efforts to exile the rogue Kristina Karamo regime.

From the “Truth is Stranger than Russian Disinformation” department: Dean Phillips is still running for president. A consultant for Phillip’s campaign hired a New Orleans magician to impersonate President Joe Biden using AI tech. Dean Phillips has now offered to be Nikki Haley’s Vice-Presidential choice... Believe it or not!