It’s Tuesday, so it’s David Waldman and Joan McCarter put a good half hour into figuring out Republican strategy this year, which is about double what the Gops have done, and they regret even doing that much. Their problem is that they got what they demanded, so now they have no choice but to reject it. Mitch McConnell killed the bipartisan border bill 3 hours after supporting it. Mike Johnson backstabbed the Senate so he could kill it.

Dick Durbin cannot do wrong, so Dems cannot do right.

Now that the hard stuff is out of the way, Republican lawmakers can return to their first priority, impeaching someone. House Democrats aren’t about to let it become too easy however. Probably a few Republicans won’t either. Impeachment onanist Marge Greene hangs around in the Men’s room trying to hone her Vice-Presidential skills.

Guess what?  U.S. Court of Appeals has finally rejected TFFG’s claim of presidential immunity. Hopefully this will speed up the judicial process, but don’t get your hopes up. What’s wrong with a little judicial process anyway? Historians just wish we’d learn to quit repeating history.

Ronny Jackson wants to stop aid to the West Bank and Gaza because he’s afraid to travel. Ronny and Ted Cruz need to learn to Skype more.

10 Oregon Gop state senators took 6 weeks off, and now they can’t run for reelection.