TGIFKITM! David Waldman takes us to the weekend, and if we show up again on Monday, he’ll start all over and do it again!

Donald Trump is now a convicted and sentenced felon and yet is somehow still getting away with it.  Of course, he tried to get away with more, citing Irreparable Injury among other BS to the Supreme Court. OBVIOUSLY, that’s not how the Court, laws, the Constitution work! Except… It almost did. One old white guy in a robe didn’t fix things for Trump this time. Less than 10 days before he corrects that situation.

I predict that Aileen Cannon will win this season of Presidential Apprentice.  But why did Trump fire the reliably loyal National Archivist Colleen Shogan? Maybe a dopamine release to his tiny vermin brain? Why does it ever have to be anything more?

God continues to work in mysterious, or not so mysterious, ways. MAGA isn’t about to blame God for the fires in Los Angeles when there’s more money in other scapegoats, like Democratic-Jewish Space Lasers. Donald exploits all suffering to his own ends, because it feeds the pit in his soul, and because that strategy has never failed him yet.

During his visit to Greenland, Donald Jr. tried his hand in exploiting the destitute, but he just doesn’t have the Old Man’s touch. 

Gops are trying to throw out votes in all North Carolina statewide races.

The Pizzagate gunman died as he lived: a dangerous lunatic.

Finally, we at KITM regret to announce that Anita Bryant lived 84 years.