David Waldman and Greg Dworkin will be allowed to speak on their own behalf today.

Annnd they’re rounding the bend! It’s Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis, neck and neck heading into Iowa! Now that Chris Christie is out, that race is up for grabs! Gops finely tuned to every nuanced policy detail and scrupulously balancing every gradated point reached their somber conclusions, and it looks like it’s Nikki’s to lose! (Although Donald Trump does maintain a slim lead.)

Baby Jesus could personally smite Donald Trump on live TV and he’d still have a lock on the nomination. Little things like what Donald says or does will have little bearing, until hopefully the general election.

Things that Donald says and does do matter to courts of law, however. Judge Engoron carefully described the terms under which he would permit Trump to deliver a closing argument. Trump’s lawyers then trolled Engoron for a day or so, finally acquiescing to... LOL! JK! Donald is a 4-year-old at Denny’s. You don’t shut him up, you carry him out.

Ron DeSantis needs to go back home and take responsiblity for his staff choices.

A Moms for Liberty member… no, not the anti-LGBTQ leg on the marital Eiffel tower… and not the teen speakeasy fight club mom… a new one... was caught shoplifting at Target.

Did the House Oversight Committee subpoena Taylor Swift yet?