It’s Tuesday! Time for David Waldman to welcome Joan McCarter to talk of many things… but first the upcoming Gop primary, as tomorrow it’ll be outgoing and what’s the fun in that?

With Ron DeSantis out, where does the coveted incel gamergate vote go? Now it’s become a pulse-stopping two-person race! (But only if Donald Trump’s pulse stops.) It’s bold outsider Nikkki Haley Hare vs. the steady reliability of Tortoise Donald Trump... A Trump vs. Haley debate will require subtitles, though.

Pedophile cop, rogue priest Donald Trump has already moved past the primary, all ready to remeasure the drapes and reactivate the White House sleeper cells. Journalist Barton Gellman warned us that Trump is up to something, but is now at the Brennan Center, according to his  Chatbot Journalist replacement. AI Journalists are the future, however, and really, what could go the Brennan Center, Brennan Center... Brennan Center?

Virginia counties accept local militias, but who’s well-regulating who?

Alina Habba attended a Covid party to come up with another delay on the E. Jean Carroll trial.

Kevin McCarthy would like to point out that the Gop house still sucks without him, so there. President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris are announcing their new protections for abortion, and that they aren’t done yet.