Two-fisted drinker of breakfast beverages, David Waldman tells it like it is this Tuesday. 

WAR! Trumpskrieg is in full force, finding the calvaries of MGs Schumer and Jeffries still tamping down their muskets. Of course, reporters aren’t used to the news being so damn “new” either. MAGA forces have already scored massive, albeit imaginary victories in Colombia, California and assorted elementary schools.

If Canada and Mexico get tired of Trump, they can just hit the BRICS.

The White House paused all federal grants and loan disbursement, which they can’t do, and just did. This has caused immediate chaos and although they promise it will be temporary chaos, it will be long-term chaos which they hope to turn into permanent chaos.

There is also a Gop proposal to make college scholarships taxable income as most of us will be picking tomatoes within a generation anyhow.

Trump hopes to skip out of the World Health Organization without paying the bill.

When Trump pardoned repeat offending wife beating, police assaulting, gun running pedophiles he never could have guessed they would return to a life of crime. One thing’s for certain, Matthew W. Huttle would have been alive today if it wasn’t for Donald Trump.