On Today’s KITM, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin won’t let the crazy distract us from the other crazy.

Yesterday, Trump laid out his vision of American manifest idiocy. An insane press conference from an insane president... as if you expected something different. You know Trump, he’s crazy! Crazy like a fox... crazy like a rabid fox. After all, who to attack but your allies? They’re a lot easier than the ones who don’t like you! For example, National archivist Colleen Shogan pulled every string for Trump, so she was a perfect target to eliminate. She never saw it coming!

Faces fight to cram into leopard mouths, hoping to be the next eaten. Mark Zuckerberg offers his millions of faces on Facebook, Threads, and Instagram.  After all, they had all signed up for the opportunity for free speech and reasoned debate… that is, algorithmically fomented moronic arguments and trolling, along with AI created advertising in the guise of human contact, and Mark is duty-bound to give it to them.

The Cyber Truck bomber was crazy like Trump and served his face to the Leopards grilled to perfection.

Will the Trump Supreme Court block his New York hush money sentencing? If not, he should demand his money back, lay a tariff on them or something. Merrick Garland was awakened from his 4-year slumber to release some of the Jack Smith report. Now Aileen Cannon — that’s service! Leopards will eat her face last.

The North Carolina Supreme Court tried to throw out the votes and the win of their Democratic colleague, but that might not be as easy as they hoped.

Schools and city governments rely on property taxes. Old people like their property, don’t like taxes, and don’t care about schools or cities.

Santa Ana winds intensify Southern California fires. Celebrity heroes and villains emerge from the inferno. Over on the other coast they’re working out the bugs on their Congestion Pricing. 

If you want to talk violent rhetoric, brazen lies, and outreach to mainstream conservatives, then you need to talk Jean-Marie Le Pen. Huge celebrations mark Le Pen’s death... You know, if Trump’s still pissed about that Jimmy Carter coverage, there’s one way to top him, if he acts soon.