David Waldman is back, just like Tuesday! You can always rely on those two.

President Joe Biden reminds us that Donald Trump is the losingest loser whoever lost, followed exclusively by Lost Cause losers who love losers and losing. 

Trump is busy losing court cases this week.  Judicial Estoppel, John Stossel, Collateral Estoppel… There’s nothing Donald Trump won’t do or say  to escape the law. Dick Nixon rolled over in his grave faster than usual today as Trump tried to get a DC court to buy his absolute immunity defense. That sounds to have gone over as well as it did in NY court, and as it will in GA court.

Having run out of reason, Donald falls back to terror. Judge Tanya Chutkan and Special Counsel Jack Smith have swatting attempted upon them, which was thwarted by just calling their around-the-clock bodyguards. Supervillain cosplayer Roger Stone circle jerk/brainstormed with a cop friend to assassinate Eric Swalwell and Jerry Nadler.

Donald Trump wishes that the economy would crash before next Christmas. Mike Johnson and the House Gops are working hard to make all of Trump’s dreams a reality. Joan McCarter reports that the Freedom Caucus might not reach their goal of destroying the US in the next couple of weeks, but they owe it to their constituents to keep fighting. The “Freedom” Caucus’ second goal is to make certain Ukrainians lose theirs. 

The Florida Republican Party has finally broken up with Christian Ziegler, so tonight he’s open to any group who might take him.