Monday, and Greg Dworkin is on assignment, or perhaps an extended house call, but we did find his Raft O’ Stories™ beached just around the bend.  Don’t worry, David Waldman can take it from here.

Remember when a guy could just shoot his wife when she got out of line and no one ever gave him any guff about it? 8 out of 9 Supreme Court justices don’t… or at least they picture that men 250 years ago or so would take the offender aside and say “O gentle son, upon the heat and flame of thy distemper sprinkle cool patience”, or whatever they said to let him keep the gun, as that was always society’s priority, keeping guns.

Naomi Wolf discovered that Victorians weren’t that into executing people for consenting sex.

The Heritage Foundation is paying $1000 a head for the names of federal workers who got on the nerves of a Republican. Those names will go up on the net for MAGA persecution and Trump prosecution pleasure. 

By the way, no mention of anything untoward or unfortunate about Donald Trump is allowed in the House. Decorum, you realize, is of utmost importance to conservatives.