Listen up! David Waldman has a few more things to say before the weekend.

Maggie Smith died during the night, on Friday, at 89. Smith seemed like someone who could explain the syntax of that, and she definitely was a great actress.

Eric Adams is no Donald Trump, or Clarence Thomas, but it’s probably too late for him to turn Republican now, so he’s probably in trouble. Eric played “Guess which hand my phone’s in.” with the FBI, while a staff member erased the “Crimes” folder from her phone.

North Carolina removed 747,000 from voter rolls because they didn’t want them voting, although they say it’s because the voters really didn’t want to vote.

Republicans have quit trying to impeach Joe Biden as it just isn’t fun anymore.

Jared Kushner has been nice and comfy in Saudi pockets for the last few years. What’s the difference between a bribe and an investment, anyhow?

Everyone knows that JD Vance used to hate Donald Trump; we know that he still does. There is one thing that JD loves, though, and that’s the sound of babies dropping. It would happen a lot more often too,  if it wasn’t for big government baby seat regulations.