In which Drew and Harrison get their happily-ever-after.

Edited Feb. 17, 2019

(The song is Fall Out Boy’s “Saturday.”)

Transcript

In which there’s a Rose Dance.

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In which Drew has to fly solo, Harrison knocks things over, and there are consequences for talking in the library!

Oh, and we finally get the Squirrel Story.

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In which Drew and Harrison get dirty in the library stacks, and sadly, that’s not a euphemism.

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In which there’s no longer any reason for a fake girlfriend — and Drew has a very important question for Harrison.

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In which there is a bullet journal, some Harridrew shippers, and a person down the hall whose packages Harrison keeps getting and they only order sex toys.

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In which a librarian shakes Sidlesmith’s worldview, and Drew and Harrison manage to have a missed connection while sitting right next to each other.

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In which Drew and Harrison make small talk about their weekends, get an update from the egg baby project, and give advice to a twinky kept boy.

Oh, and Harrison compares himself to a prism.

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In which Harrison picks a new deejay name, Drew pretends it’s not sexy, and a fake relationship shows up.

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In which Drew gets a new co-host and, apparently, also a new format for his radio show.

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