Karate Emergency

The esteemed Jason La Canfora, NFL reporter extraordinaire, joins us in-studio for what is undoubtedly the most fun we’ve ever had on Karate Emergency. A resident pain in Mitch Levy’s ass, which we love, and the king of all the meerkats, we talk Seahawks, NFL football, Russell Wilson, and most importantly, the MLB playoff race. Plus, was … Continue reading Karate Emergency, Ep. 38: The King Meerkat →

Why aren’t more fans optimistic about the Mariners? Should they be? Despite failing to improve themselves at the trade deadline, the M’s keep winning and have a shiny new toy to showcase. We discuss in depth the fate of their 2016 season. Plus, the usual irritation of grumpiness is unleashed, and Tindermonials is put on … Continue reading Karate Emergency Ep. 37: First-World Problems →

The most iconic athlete in Seattle sports history is in the Hall of Fame, which means it’s the perfect time for us to reflect on his legacy, his induction speech, and whether or not any of today’s local athletes can match his status atop this city’s Mount Rushmore. Plus, how does our perception of athletes … Continue reading Karate Emergency Ep. 36: The Kid →

Kevin Durant, bless his heart, has bolted Oklahoma City for greener pastures. Is he an American hero? Absofrickinlutely. Russell Wilson got married on Wednesday, but is his safety a concern? And the Mariners are struggling-surviving as they put fans through a roller coaster ride of a week. All that, plus Tindermonials on this week’s Karate … Continue reading Karate Emergency Ep. 35: Steal Your Thunder →

Ken Griffey Jr. was a Hall of Fame prankster, Tarvaris Jackson is an idiot, Doug Baldwin is getting paid like a middle reliever, and the meerkats are back in full force as Texty reads your Tindermonials. All of that and more on this week’s Karate Emergency!