Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer goes to New York to find Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting. Alfombra aka Matting send an impostor on Episode 35 & Egdon Webis randomly appeared when Matting was improperly served a subpoena by Dombass. There is an improper re-enactment of the French Connection and Bullit car chases.

Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting has been subpoenaed to the show by Dombass, the inept lawyer, who doesn’t realize subpoenas are for legal cases. Egdon Webis wonders in looking for an egg while his dog is socializing across the street. He also hopes to meet Dr. Zhivago who hosts a talk show about useless vitamins but not on KABC.

Myron Alfombra of Queens Carpets (they make ever growing berber rugs for townhouses and toupees out of the same material) is supposed to appear in order to answer certain questions. Instead, an imposture comes. The professional imposture tells stories about his famous gigs including a Vanishing Point tale about driving of a truck that ended up containing product from Rhemus Helms. There is also much talk about 1970 Dodge Challengers, employee stock options, truant officer Fred Lines’ sting operation at a hot yoga studio, and other related and on-point matters.

Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer decides to take live call ins. The first caller turns out to the Rosa Santos Rosenstein. She is not looking forward to a retrial after the mistrial when Rhemus Helms tried to joust Molly Machete to see who would be the jury foreperson. The second caller is a Southern Belle who apparently dated Pumpkin Head (at least once during a hoot at Rhemus Helms’ Ranch). The third caller is Dombass. He got a free ever growing berber toupe from Queens Carpet for looking into the lawsuit Angie (the angry one from Episode 31) wants to bring for genetic discrimination on account of her being predisposed to niceness. The whole live caller scenario didn’t quite work out like Gerber hoped.