Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a hotel room in Glasgow where she reflects on Karl something, the man who thought he could be of best use to his son by spending thirty years away walking around the world instead of actively parenting. Okay, dads. Where to start with this one? Also, the verdict in the Russell Brand case is in and our reaction is one of relief alongside grief. Plus, Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins us from Hollywood with more weird behaviour from nobody's favourite couple, Dax Shephard and Kristen Bell. Some real estate guys might be purely evil and Martha Stewart dresses as an unhoused person for Halloween. Yikes. It's a really strange episode to be fair. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the long awaited end to her stand-off with FedEx and how we should all get our postal service people's home phone numbers incase they abruptly move on. Plus, one of the children proves the nanny nay-sayers wrong by turning over a table at a members club hotel and smashing a bunch of wine glasses. Billy Corgan keeps doing interviews even though he's provably an arsehole and should maybe stick to music rather than promoting his many cancellable qualities with his talking mouth. Also, Andrew Johnston (@mandrewbrawnston) joins us with disturbing US politics news and a happy story about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders unionising! Should Hooters do the same? Finally, your letters on nipples getting stuck in cosmetics cases and a call to Violet who helps answer a younger queer-y. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being a stranger in her own kitchen following a busy week of book promotion and touring. As Halloween approaches, the Kardashians cleverly seed *THE* halloween costume of 2026. Is it wrong to dress as your own daughter? Especially when you're maybe the world's most beautiful woman and your daughter is at a very delicate age of adolescence? Do the rules even apply to this lot? Plus, Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with news of a GIRLS reunion and a substitute teacher disaster, all because a woman who didn't receive her medication on time 'hates kids and wanted to f*ck around'. (LOL). Also, should a woman with two impressionable young daughters get a nose job? Finally, there's more bad news for Thomas Markle Sr and Meghan REACTS. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her Firstborn Daughter BOOK TOUR that kicks off tonight in Bristol. Also, what's with male comedians getting so angry at women doing what they've done for YEARS - create content for just each other? Would you go to your husband's rape trial? I'd say you could miss me with that, but perhaps not if I'd met him as a teenager when he was famous and 31... Also, your emails on suggesting ozempic to a listless snoring man and being six times more likely as a woman to be left for having cancer than a man in the same situation. Hmph. Plus, a cheeky audiobook excerpt from my good good friends, the publishers of Firstborn Daughter. Finally, Katherine and Bobby upgrade to Emirates business, The Real Housewives of London gets SPICY and Holland Juliette turns one. x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about spinning her menstrual blood in a centrifuge to separate the plasma from the red blood cells so that she can harvest the endometrial stem cells to use as PRP on her skin. Yes. It's called Women in STEM. For too long, women have been told that their menstrual blood was trash but a recent study on it has emboldened Katherine to do what nobody else seems to have the courage to do - conduct a study using her actual FACE. We're THRILLED to be watching Celebrity Traitors - are you? Also, your letters on the Cornell 7, training a stupid husband, and what to do when your partner clearly wants to cheat. Plus, Andrew Johnston @mandrewjohnston joins us with news from HOLLYWOOD about whether Channing Tatum has indeed created a burner account to troll his ex and finally - have the liberals finally taken things too far? xx

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her tickets bought on a third-party website WORKING at the magnifique Celine Dion concert in Paris last week. We read listener emails about bad birthday presents, lying about sex work to your new partner, and more! Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins us from Hollywood Los Angeles with a lot of UK news actually. Meghan Markle's number was leaked from a school WhatsApp group by another Mum which begs the question: apart from no doxxing, what are the unwritten rules of the chat? The Late Princess Diana's brother releases his memoire, much to the dismay of the palace who claim that grief can alter memory and any conspiracy theories about her passing are bogus. Incase you missed it, where do you stand on 'Sisters in the City' Anna Vakili's comments about women breastfeeding their children with 'an entire boob out in a cafe' make her 'uncomfortable'? xx

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a Four Seasons Hotel room in Paris as she and Bobby prepare to (hopefully) attend the Céline Dion concert there. It's been a whirlwind week of travel as Katherine was papped 'helping herself' to an oyster at Emily Atack's Spanish wedding as Cuatro on Saturday....and now they've left the children again! Also, news from Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston in Hollywood about a comedian choosing to date 'women of poverty' so that he feels like a king, Ciara's fifth baby on the way, Aaron Rodgers' problematic dating history and a sad story about a Nigerian Brit who died in Bangkok getting a penis enlargement. (No cock puns RIP) x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the car as she drives to a London record of the new What's My Age Again series. It's been a wild week in the Ryan-Kootstra household with CO2 lasers, filming, book signings and very little time for anything else (apart from enjoying John Robins' book, Thirst). Luckily, our friend Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood with an update on Lindsay Clancy's mistrial, news of a 49ers millionaire sports person Jed someone paying a sex worker in a trailer park for full service, and the idea that a marriage should be renegotiable every seven years. Plus, Violet joins to winge about how tired she was after a delayed economy flight from New York City where she spend six incredible days at age 17 before featuring on her mother's incredible new audiobook, Firstborn Daughter. What's an FBD gonna do? x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a new PRP method you won't see coming. Also, we've asked comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston to take a break from his usually comical talking points to focus on the Lindsay Clancy trial and to explain it to us before a verdict is read this week. Plus, Violet is in New York as Megan and Harry are BAAAACK in the UK. Why do you think they've returned? Will the British tabloid press be kind to them or revert back to their trademark baseless character assassination? x

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the continued jet lag that the children are suffering and how she hasn't put the baby down for three weeks solid. Plus, Katherine turns into a teenaged dirtbag and is infantilised by her hometown, so it's no wonder she was met with the conundrum of how to conduct a feminist CAT FIGHT when confronted by a handsy woman at lunch on holiday. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood alleging that Hugh Hefner himself once reported Jeffrey Epstein to the FBI, a USA surrogate refuses to terminate a pregnancy against the wishes of the parent couple, Slim Thug launches a child support abolition movement, and Grok emboldens a peso stepdad. x

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