You’re telling me I sat at my desk, with three browser windows open, on two laptops and a phone, all with different Red Robin accounts, and I still didn’t get the $20 All-You-Can-Eat Burger Pass?! What are we doing?! Episode 186 is here, and I’m breaking down what really happened when Red Robin’s site exploded under the weight of every American chasing unlimited cheeseburgers and bottomless fries for a month. Spoiler alert: their third-party payment processor fumbled the bag HARD, and not one single soul has been confirmed to get a pass. Was it a scam? A PR stunt? Or did the intern just forget to uncheck “test mode”? We’re getting to the bottom of it.Also this week—we’re headed to SPACE. Not really. But Katy Perry did. Sort of. If going up and immediately coming back down counts as space. Apparently, it does, because now she and Gayle King are being referred to as astronauts. Yeah, let that one sink in. We’re unpacking Blue Origin’s “historic” all-female launch, Gayle clapping back at the haters, Katy Perry discovering she’s “connected to love,” and me trying to figure out why no one played her alien song during the mission. Missed opportunity.And speaking of launches... 🧨 Fyre Fest II? Canceled. Why? Because they haven’t signed my contract yet. That’s right. I’m the main act and the only reason the show’s been postponed. No green-and-purple M&Ms? No Levi. I pitch a new location for the festival (spoiler: it’s on an actual island in Pennsylvania), break down the logistics, and promise boat rides for every ticket sold. Billy McFarland, call me.We also talk about RFK Jr. opening his mouth and inserting his entire foot, claiming that autistic people will “never write a poem, go on a date, or pay taxes.” Buddy. My autistic son eats more Red Robin chicken fingers than most adults eat in a week. We break down RFK Jr.’s outdated, ableist takes and set the record straight once and for all. Autism isn’t a burden—it’s a different way of seeing the world, and that world needs to catch up.And finally, Thousand Pound Sisters is back and Tammy’s got a secret: she’s dating someone new. And spoiler... Tammy’s pansexual. Shout out to our girl for living her truth and maybe—just maybe—finding love post-Caleb. But also... if TLC doesn’t change the name of this show soon, what are we doing?⚡ Plus:--Is City Island in Harrisburg the perfect venue for Fyre Fest 2?--Intergalactic trafficking: Is Jeff Bezos sending Katy Perry to Mars?--Judge Judy is a mob boss and I won’t be told otherwise.-Dude Robe is giving YOU 20% off with code WAWD because I bullied them into it.Watch, laugh, cry, eat a burger, and then hit that subscribe button—because you, me, and this podcast... we’re going to space, baby.*************************************************************✅DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************