KAWPS The Podcast

KAWPS The Podcast

By Jaffer Khan and Ashton WomackComedy
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KAWPS The Podcast episodes

  • 11/4/26: Crash Dummies (with Geoffrey Asmus and Bobby Condon)

    What an episode! With Ashton gone we got two guest co-hosts in his place: Geoffrey Asmus (Don’t Tell, Stavy’s World) and Bobby Condon (Greatest Hits Vol. 2).


    After a chaotic and fun opening, Geoffrey tries to wrap his head around the headlines while bickering with Bobby. Then, the stories of the week: we got the sudden end of then trial of the cop involved in the cruiser crashing into a gay bar in St. Louis, a Louisiana police chief stealing money meant for a fallen officer, the conclusion of the microwaved fish saga, and finally a Houston county judge using AI blackface campaign ads.


    And as always, sub the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

    1 hr 13 min
  • 10/28/26: Your House Is Now My Home

    The headline of the week is that Ashton has lunch with Conan O’Brien.


    The police headlines of the week are way worse. After discussing those, we talk about the deaths of Mary Alice Love, Koran Irvine, Kohen Wiley, and Ryan Hinton. We also discuss updates on the Matthew Farwell trial (alleged killer of Sandra Birchmore) and the racist Charlotte police group chat.


    Then, the “fun” stories of the week! We got a Florida cop stealing a dead man’s house and identity, ICE racially profiling “Tan Mom”, the FBI warning ICE about fake tradwives on TikTok, and Malcolm Gladwell is an idiot.


    As always, please sign up for our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

    1 hr 24 min
  • 10/21/26: Mayor Diddy

    What a week of police news.


    After the roundup of headlines, we discuss week 1 of the trial of Matthew Farwell, the cop accused of murdering Sandra Birchmore, the woman he allegedly abused as a 15-year-old girl in the Explorer police youth outreach program.


    Then, its Montreal outlawing insulting cops, a Missouri crooked cop who gets promoted to chief by a mayor in jail, Philly cops arresting a woman blocking a delivery robot, and Charlotte cops seemed to be betting on who can arrest the most black folks.


    Bonus episodes on the Patreon.

    1 hr 20 min
  • 10/14/26: Dude, Where’s My Unmarked Car?

    Sameer Naseem (Halal Cartels) is back! After going through the headlines of the week we discuss the deaths of Saveion McConnell, Persephone Berger, Emeshyon Wilkins, and Sandra Birchmore.


    Then, we talk about the ICE agent in Fresno who got so drunk Friday night he ends up getting shot and arrested, a cop who can’t stop stealing from Target, the North Carolina woman ordered to not post the footage of cops killing her dogs (and does it anyway), and the police chief who just got fired (again) for using homophobic slurs.


    As always, sign up for the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

    1 hr 11 min
  • 10/7/26: Guns 4 Kids

    Some new updates on some old nationals news. Bothom Jean and Roger Fortson were both black men who were killed by police while simply relaxing inside their own homes. We have news this week on both of the cops who killed these men.


    Our weekly headline roundup produces more of the same and more of the new, from ICE to Flock cameras.


    Then, a Detroit cop has his toddler show up to daycare with a gun, a cop leaves their gun in the bathroom for a different child, a police auditor gets swarmed by police for cussing at a cop, and the story of a tiny Alabama town that was “earning” half of their total revenue from cops pulling people over.


    Patreon for bonus eps.

    1 hr 25 min
  • 9/30/26: Burner? I Hardly Knew Her

    We got a cop creating multiple burner accounts to fight online with an influencer he wrongfully arrested, DC police union against Flock cameras tracking police misconduct, Dallas women’s police union going to war against Dallas PD, NYPD turning a murderer away when he was trying to turn himself in. We managed to have fun.


    Sign up for the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes

    1 hr 42 min
  • 9/23/26: Grand Theft Auto 5-0

    We had to cut a little bit of the intro bc it got too good. We promise that won’t happen again.


    After another ridiculous and normal headline roundup, we update yall on some of our favorite cops. Then, we discuss Oklahoma cops refusing to return a man’s ATV, Milwaukee cops who refuse to stop completely ransacking a couples house even though they know they’re getting swatted, a NY cop going thru someone’s mail with the department refusing to explain themselves, and finally a judge ordered mental health diversion for a very corrupt cop


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    1 hr 4 min
  • 9/16/26: Flocking to Axon

    What an episode! After a longer than average headline roundup, we discuss our main stories of the week. We got Detroit cops who can't stop shooting themselves, cities replacing their Flock ALPR cameras with Axon ALPR cameras, police drones chasing around innocent people, cops worried that WE might be using Meta glasses to record THEM, and finally some senseless police on police crime.


    Subscribe to the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

    1 hr 28 min
  • 9/9/26: Wanted

    Ashton's back. It's early, and the studio stinks.


    This week, we got a Houston cop shooting 14 shots at women outside of a club the boys used to perform stand-up comedy at. Followed by the story of Houston cop Gerald Goines, one of the craziest police corruption stories you've never heard of.


    Then its Florida cops setting up a decoy Flock camera to catch a vandal, plus an Oklahoma cop and his wife secretly moving in with and stealing from an old man with dementia.


    Subscribe to the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.

    1 hr 12 min
  • 9/2/26: A Swing and a Miss

    Very happy to have special guest Sameer Naseem (Halal Cartels Podcast) on the show. We discuss Pennsylvania police taking some adorable little girls to court for breaking a swing chain, Georgia cops pursuing an old man for picking up $30 from the ground at Wal Mart, North Carolina cops forcing themselves into a woman’s home for access to her Ring doorbell camera, St Louis cops wildly shooting at teenagers after a house party, and the tragic police killing of an unarmed college student, Glenn Pysher.


    Weekly bonus episodes at Patreon.com/kawpsthepodcast

    1 hr 36 min

About KAWPS The Podcast

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A comedic police news podcast covering the under-reported kawp stories of the week, from the infuriating to the absurd. There’s a lot.

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