Ashton's back. It's early, and the studio stinks.

This week, we got a Houston cop shooting 14 shots at women outside of a club the boys used to perform stand-up comedy at. Followed by the story of Houston cop Gerald Goines, one of the craziest police corruption stories you've never heard of.

Then its Florida cops setting up a decoy Flock camera to catch a vandal, plus an Oklahoma cop and his wife secretly moving in with and stealing from an old man with dementia.

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Very happy to have special guest Sameer Naseem (Halal Cartels Podcast) on the show. We discuss Pennsylvania police taking some adorable little girls to court for breaking a swing chain, Georgia cops pursuing an old man for picking up $30 from the ground at Wal Mart, North Carolina cops forcing themselves into a woman’s home for access to her Ring doorbell camera, St Louis cops wildly shooting at teenagers after a house party, and the tragic police killing of an unarmed college student, Glenn Pysher.

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We talk about Memphis, Flock planning to use even more invasive AI, cops misusing Flock even when they're not even trying to, cops pressing charges on a kid because they did such a bad job trying to arrest him they injured themselves, and the shocking killing of the elderly and deaf Gregory Kase.

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Another one. This time we start with Jaffer and Ashton resuming their argument about UFOs, except now Ashton has watched a documentary (The Age of Disclosure). After this is finally put to rest (for now), they turn to the police. After updating y'all on the cop who was planning a mass shooting in New Orleans, the cop who killed John Mendoza Jr. in Houston, and the many, many stories about cops abusing Flock, they dive into the focused stories of the week.

First, we got a Portland cop who is suing an old woman after he fell down her stairs. That's followed by ICE's new investment in electric shock gloves, a Baltimore cop who refused to do his job, and lastly, the local DA who has lost all faith in the Trinidad police department.

The boys started a bit off the rails on this one. Ashton and Jaffer discuss UFOs, grills getting punched out in Houston, and eventually the police news of the week.

After another normal insane week of police headlines, they dive into some more interesting stories of the week: A Tennessee congressional candidate getting his hands dirty and shooting down his districts Flock cameras with a gun, New Orleans police deciding to implement AI to answer their 911 calls, an aspiring cop near Houston becomes a victim of the cops himself, ICE agents in Fort Myers straight up leaving a car in the middle of traffic, and an Austin police officer's body camera records him texting his girlfriend as he crashes his car into two vehicles.

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Ashton and Jaffer had a fun weekend together and provide a spoiler-free discussion of the new Spider-Man movie and also Israel's relations with Armenia. Then, after going through the headlines, the boys focus in on the thrilling breaking story of the LAPD cop facing 13 years in jail after secretly recording fellow cops being racist, sexist, and homophobic. Then we discuss the tragic death last week of a black, unarmed teenager named Anthoneil Williams II, killed by Austin police. We also talk about an innocent man who did time over child sex crimes due to a typo made by Madison police and we also had to include the Detroit police commissioner who can't seem to stop getting himself intro trouble.

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The boys drop in for an early recording this week (Friday instead of Sunday) but luckily for us all, the cops worked extra hard in a shorter amount of time to give us more than enough horrifying material to work with for an episode.

First, we have a fun one: cop attempts to shoot dog, misses, hits cop (cop is OK). Then we talk about the infuriating death of Joan Duran Guerrero at the hands of ICE. Next, two new dystopian stories about modern mass surveillance, one involving Flock cameras and one involving police drones.

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It finally seems we're hitting a critical mass when it comes the police's new Flock ALPR cameras. Communities are having town halls, city council meetings, and even going rogue and tearing the cameras down themselves. This is because in the short time police have had access to these camera networks, they have wrecked havoc on their communities: spying, stalking, and falsely arresting people state to state. We talk about the issue at large and then focus on a particular incident in Florida, where a cop working security detail in TV studio uses ALPR cameras to stalk an extra he met on set.

Next, we discuss what we know so far about the infuriating killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. This just happened last week in Houston, so everyone is still trying to scramble for the facts, but we put together the clearest picture we can from all the different reporting that's happened so far.

Then we talk about the upstate New York man who penned a letter so powerful to Todd Lyons it resulted in ICE showing up at his door and his freedom of speech going out the window. Lastly, there's the Atlanta cop who has been ordered to pay $21 million out of his own pocket to the estate of an unhoused man he paralyzed years ago

We got a fun ("fun"?) one for y'all. After discussing Jaffer's horrific injury, the boys go through the police headline roundup of the week, followed by a slew of new stories. First, a police chief responds to a sugar daddy request on Facebook. One thing leads to another and he's hit with murder charges. Then we discuss the horrifying death of Darius Jervon Chappell, mauled to death in Tennessee by a police k-9 while he was restrained. Then, we take a rare trip to Canada. We got Canadian police using AI to beef up their drug bust photos and a Canadian police chief going on camera to beg his force to stop harassing women. Lastly, we discuss the next terrifying player in police surveillance: school buses.

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Ashton can't put eye drops in his eyes and has trouble swallowing pills. Can he call himself an adult?

After going through the headlines of the week, Jaffer and Ashton discuss four specific stories: a New Orleans cop beating up a podcaster who was critical of him (yikes), the DEA in Albuquerque intentionally allowing hundreds of thousands of fentanyl pills to flood the city, the terrifying sentences given to the Prarieland ICE detention center protestors in Texas, and the tragic death of John Jinuwine.

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