Keane On Things

Keane On Things

By Patrick KeaneComedy
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Keane On Things episodes

  • Superman, Where Are You?

    What a week. Marched in Culver City for Black Lives Matter. Sad we have to make that a phrase.  Trying to operate on highest playing field instead of letting this death and movement be a divisive issue. The big three corporate news networks are not your friend, not news, not trustworthy. They are entertainment. Keke Palmer is a bad ass champion. Intelligent, peace loving, tough, communicative, engaging, has everyone’s interest in mind, with amazing nails. Covid is at WWI numbers but don't worry. Tried the Drive In Comedy experience in Burbank. Busted and repaired a molar. 

    RIP: Jeff Pirrami - Jeff “FatRatBastard” Pirrami, alto saxophonist and Clint Eastwood collaborator Lennie Niehaus; (he also went by “FatRatBastard”), singer/entertainer, HIV advocate Irene Soderberg, Sweet guitarist Steve Priest, actress Mary Pat Gleason. actor Kurt Thomas.

    37 min
  • It Goes To 11

    If you can get past my breathing and lip smacking you may enjoy this episode. I talk about Black Lives Matter, George Floyd, In-N-Out burger, driving Uber and The Pharmacist. I should call this podcast Keane of consciousness. It's all over the place. 

    39 min
  • In Memoriam

    In this episode, Patrick, (me, as if someone else is writing this), talks about Memorial Day, PTSD, the troops, Patton Oswalt, Seinfeldia. Ideally, I'll get better on fewer topics instead of being all over the place. Finished the book Seinfeldia. Just unreal stories. So many factors made that show possible but mainly it was hard work and synergy with Jerry and Larry. The show is a big reason I got into stand up. I always thought the room he performed in, was what all stand up shows would be. Little did I know. Anyway, thank you to the troops. Pic is from Normandy in Colleville-sur-mer, France. Just beautiful. 

    35 min
  • Tres Meses Mas

    3 more months of lockdown in Caly. Or is it Cali? Newsom doesn't have an "e", but I like him. Aloe vera in the eye, yikes. Pain! Range of Twilight Zone episodes. Break up regret. TikTok. "There is crying in baseball." America needs a better rail system. 

    40 min
  • Gracias Madre

    Mother's Day, Parent's anniversary, Zoom shows, Tony Gonzalez, Plandemic, Shoe Dog. Growing up my parents anniversary and Mother's Day always fell near each other but we weren't allowed to give them separate gifts. Was a little sluggish at moments here and was gonna re-record but then felt it should be kept authentic. Trying to be more honest these days.

    37 min
  • May the 4th also be with you

    May is here and the lockdown continues. Discussed in the episode is May the 4th, Zooming, Californication, Tara Reade, Agent Orange, Matty Simmons, Don Shula. I'd grab some AD space now. 

    42 min
  • NFL Draft or Bottle?

    NFL Draft, Joe Burrows, Cincy's 'Tale of Two Franchise's' label, the Jordon Doc (The Last Dance) and overcoming the Pistons, Earth Day, the new YouTube doc 'Planet of the Humans by Michael Moor, Brian DePalma doc on Netflix, and Covid19 depression.

    42 min
  • 4/20 Somewhere

    Ides of April, Julius Caesar, Little Caesar's Pizza, Brutus, John Prine has passed on. Global Citizen, Eddie Vedder, Kacey Musgraves. Bernie drops. Weed needs to be decriminalized. Peter Tosh died on Sept 11, 1987. Will I read Stillness is the Key again? Get routine in your life. 

    37 min
  • April Madness

    Your host Patrick Keane breaks down week four of quarantine and who would've won the NCAA tourney and talks about Haagen Dazs and Ben and Jerry's yet again (Boom Chocolatta), Easter and Bocelli! Almost done with Ryan Holiday's book, Stillness Is the Key. RIP Otis Knapp Lee and Al Kaline. Detroit Strong! Check out 'Patrick Keane Mascots' on Youtube.

    43 min
  • Eggs Quarantine

    Once again nothing is accomplished in this episode of madness. I cover week three of the lockdown, Ryan Holiday book, America's morality void, Casa De Papel on Netflix, being a good microwaver and James Lipton. 

    35 min

About Keane On Things

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Comedian/writer Patrick Keane actually thinks he has something to say. Weekly half hour rants about life and the world. Check it out, or don't. Just do what's best for you.