Keanu and Michaelene discuss the challenges of being chronically late, tackle seasonal depression, explore what Michaelene seeks in a partner, Keanu's dedication to her beliefs, and share a humorous joke about Jesus.

#convictions #latepeople #seasonaldepression #relationships #humor #Jesus #Keanu

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Keanu and Michaelene discuss Mark Zuckerberg peering into Lauren Sanchez's shirt at the inauguration, Bono of U2's plump hands, and untoward comments men at their jobs have said to them over the years.

#MarkZuckerberg #LaurenSanchez #U2 #Bono #workplacecomments

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Keanu and Michaelene discuss Keanu's exciting journey to a road gig in a self-driving car. A woman confronts Keanu in the parking lot about the meaning behind one of her jokes. Meanwhile, Michaelene shares a health scare and expresses her dislike for the movie Baby Girl.

#Keanu #self-drivingcar #roadgig #Michaelene #healthscare #comedy

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Join Keanu and Michaelene as they recap the hilarious, cringe, and bizarre moments of the 2025 Golden Globes. Discover Kira Knightly's untoward NSFW comment on the red carpet, Demi Moore's snub of Kylie Jenner, and Kathy Bates tearing up her speech after her loss.

#GoldenGlobes2025 #bizarremoments #cringemoments #KiraKnightley #DemiMoore #KathyBates

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Keanu and Michaelene recap their trip to the Dominican Republic with Keanu's new husband. They discuss whether your mother should come with you on your honeymoon.

#KeanuThompson #Christmas2024 #DominicanRepublic #honeymoon #recap

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Keanu and Michaelene discuss their holiday vacation and Keanu's honeymoon in the Dominican Republic. They share a story about Keanu waking up a sleeping security guard to help collect from the beach and delve into the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni controversy.

#BlakeLively #JustinBaldoni #honeymoon #DominicanRepublic #BlakeLivelycontroversy

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Join Keanu and Michaelene as they dive into the world of holiday mishaps. From horrific Christmas cookies to bizarre gifts from Sharper Image you should avoid if you want to keep your marriage intact. Discover why Luigi Mangione's jacket is the hottest gift this season.

#Christmas #holidaygifts #marriage #LuigiMangione #Christmascookies #SharperImage

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Keanu and Michaelene review ridiculous and useless Christmas gifts from Uncommon Goods, discuss the Hawk Tuah Crypto controversy, update on Michaelene's Tinder experiences, and plan their Christmas vacation in the Dominican Republic.

#HawkTuah #crypto #uncommongoods #Tinder #Christmasgifts #DominicanRepublic

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Keanu and Michaelene recap their Thanksgivings! Keanu sees Romeo and Juliet on Broadway with the new Snow White! Michaelene reveals to Keanu that she got lip injections over the holiday. Keanu walks a family of four at her comedy show!

#Keanu #RachelZegler #lipfillers #RomeoandJuliet #Broadway #SnowWhite

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Keanu and Michaelene share the hilarity of their trip to Chicago for a funeral, including Keanu's footage of a very drunk Michaelene. They also unpack her untoward Tinder messages.

#Keanu #Michaelene #funeral #Chicago #Tindermessages #Keanucast

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