Keeg's Quest: A Skyrim Adventure

WE'RE BAAAAAACK! In this long-awaited season premiere (let's call it... 3?),

the gang takes a tour of their brand new, yet unimaginably old, secret Dwemer base. One

character undergoes a transformation in this episode, and another character... well... HAS

an episode in this episode. It's got laughs. It's got tears. It's got drama. Prepare for

your first entertainment tour-de-force of 2024. Welcome back to Skyrim! We've missed you.

Of course it's real, you silly goose! Triumphantly emerging from the ashes of

anonymity to unfurl his fabled wings once again, Rich Matheson lumbers, clumsily and with

much effort, back to his trusty microphone to dance for your amusement once again. Spoiler

alert: The show's coming back! Visit YnrohKeeg.com and check out the new digs!

Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been a while. You might wanna brush up on the last

couple episodes before tackling this one, because this one is YUGE. This super-sized

catch-up episode revisits each of our three seperate storylines, so you can get up to date

with where everyone is and what they're doing. Soris and Sebastian, still imprisoned in

Badger's dungeon, attempt to devise a cunning escape plan. Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando

continue their search for the cave in which Aelgvir, Urun, and Narratorius sought shelter,

only to find it was inhabited and guarded by a fearsome Dwemer Sphere Guardian, which

refuses to allow them to leave. Only a proper password will save their lives, and they

simply don't have the slightest clue. Spoiler Alert- The password ain't 'Guest'.

All of this, plus a surprise shakeup in the cast of the show, as well as a (naturally)

extended Blooper Reel make this THE CAN'T MISS EPISODE OF THE YEAR! And, in fact, the ONLY

episode of the year. One caveat, though. This sucker weighs in at about 80 Megs, so you

might wanna wait till you're on wifi to download this baby. I take no responsibility for any

data overages you may incur while downloading this thing over 4G or whatever wireless system

you're on.

At long last, the ACTUAL newest Campfire Storytime has arrived. The last one,

of course, being a cruel hoax. But this time you're really going to have a blast as Rich

regales you with tales of community theatre, the Magic of Disney, Audio Zombie Drama, and

more! Let's face it: there are worse ways to waste a half hour of your life.

This was actually an April Fool's joke in 2015; an episode disguised as a

boring Campfire Storytime. I realize it's entirely possible that some people ignored this on

principle, so I'm attempting to bring this episode into the fold in proper episodic order so

that your playlists will be all sleek and organized-looking. Now let's see if I remember how

to code an RSS feed. It's been a while.

Cando tells Zapatos his backstory and explains how he met Marjaenewen. The

team receives an update on current events to the North. Soris plots his vengeance upon

Two-Tails and unleashes his powers of Speechcraft in a brash escape attempt.

In this shorter-than-usual, yet pivotal episode, Aelgvir and Urun investigate

the allegedly "empty" cave in which they're biding their time till morning. Is it really the

dead-end cave Narratorius claims, or does it hold a darker mystery within? Heck, they're not

going anywhere, so they may as well have a look. ...Right?

This one was produced so quickly, there really was no point in keeping my

promise and waiting till April. In this episode, Soris, Sebastian and Two-Tails confront the

infamous Don Baggiarone, in hopes that they will retain ownership of the Gray Cloud Tavern

as well as their lives.

Yes, a question for the ages: just where the hell has Rich been for months?

Well, he's gonna tell you. He's also going to detail his plan to get Keeg's Quest back on

track, and hopefully get stuff out to the slavering masses in a more timely fashion. Other

assorted "where is he now?" tidbits, as well as a complimentary game review section make

this a well-rounded, though shamelessly belated, performance.

Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando search for Marjaenewen, an old compatriot of Cando's

and the only person in Tamriel capable of making Skooma Classic™. Meanwhile, Urun and

MacGuffin make camp in a questionable location while Aelgvir pays the iron price for an

evening of drunken debauchery.