Tractor Ploughing a last furrow. Precarious Pineapples, Pina Colada one of your five a day!Joggers, Bleeding Bathmats, Danger of Take-away(Out) boxes.

Worst TV remote in the world, Balls in the Dishwasher, Ring Voiceover by Attenborough, Barry White saved my life!

Sancta Georgius, the high Cyclist, Fondant Fancy freak, stuffing in the throat, Celluloid's attractive Tory

Gen Z hate Gravy, Proud Prehistoric Cockerel, Macron's Rug, Buff Butler's

The Underpants Golf ball, Moo Moo Neighbor, Avid and obsessive Knitter, Shopping Cart Etiquette, Darn socks!

Hot Crossed Croissants, No washing at Easter, German Eggs Catapult, Stiff Hair, Pudding Suicide.

Dump Waiter, A Log Cabin with one Loo! Best Band to break-up, Sprained finger in the Curls, a Ridiculous Roux.

Missing Sock & Underwear Vortex, "I Never forget a Cheese". Ugly Lizzard Vibrams, Mac Tottie.

Bootiful Birthday Monarch, Sweaty Heart, Ointment labels,Shirtless at the Oscars, Frozen Strawberry Margarita for an Old Chap.

April Foolish Fools, Back to front is best, A Biker walks into a bar..Alka-Seltzer Cocktail