The Cheeto Trough, Henry VIII spies, Royal Jellied Eels, The naughty protein shake.

Woke Alien Kombucha Tea party, Queen Mary's Sausages,Ancient armored fish teeth, Latin Mottos.

Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Stonehenge, "Bring back the Bush!" Hangover cures, leather on willow again,Grey on grey!

Booze over Bayonets,Transatlantic Sausage eating competition, Scots view of the English, Manners maketh man, walk never run!

Shaken not stirred Sushi, Foraging in the woods, Shitcher scale, Great Pubs and the Farting Golfer

Scallywag Darts, British Porker, Five year old Underoos, WW2 Flamethrower

L'eau de sweaty Balls & the Fishermans Friend, Sunlounger Olympics,Wimbledon Strawberries & the Pimms Panama hat.

Icey Wine, Walking vessels, Dripping Magnums,Nude hose Vs naked legs, Yacht rock riposte

Picts and Padlocks, Distant picnics, Short Shorts, "History is the canvas in which the future is etched upon".

Lovely Lizzie the Corgi RIP, Tea etiquette, Glugs, No sex it's quarantine!