Keeping up with Kermath and Imogen

Day 500 in Covid Hell, the army have our #privilegedwhitegirl oysters and Imogen's clogged the bath.

Day 6 and we've convinced ourselves the Ministry of Health won't let us send a letter because of underlying conspiracies.

Day 3 in Covid jail at the Crowne Plaza Hotel and we've already angered the entire hotel staff.

Day 1, we've both lost our keycards and are banned from the ground floor. Oops.

Imogen gets her way with their quarantine location, and Kermath couldn't be more stoked with the NZ Defence Force's choice of jumpsuits.

Will Kermath's wet dreams be realised to hop on a bus to quarantine in Rotorua? Will Imogen ever sort out her attitude?

Seeya Dan Andrews! We're tapping out of curfew hell and setting our sights on an Aoteroan summer.

Finding a will for Kermath to live, we talk about his failed lockdown projects and Imogen's strange way of remembering things.

A girl and a gay going stir-crazy in locked-down melbourne try their hand at pandemic podcasting.