Kentucky Fried Critics

For this week's episode, we took a trip to Gatlin, Nebraska, where adults are strictly forbidden and the corn grows extra creepy. We reviewed the 1984 Stephen King cult classic Children of the Corn! Does Malachai instill fear, is "He Who Walks Behind the Rows" actually scary, or is this one just full of cheap mid-80s practical effects?

And to survive the ritual, we cracked open a few very fitting, fan-donated brews, Kittens of the Corn by Fat Orange Cat Brew Co. A true gift from the fruitful harvests, but was the haze, hops and flavor enough to stand up to this rural 80s slasher or have we just sacrificed our tastebuds to the cornfields?

But he's always been here, just like He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

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It's Halloween, or close enough, everyone's entitled to one good scare... and an equally cold beer. So for this episode, we’re taking a trip back to Haddonfield, Illinois, to revisit John Carpenter’s 1978 horror masterpiece, Halloween. We break down what makes Michael Myers (The Shape) an enduring horror icon, the legendary impact of Carpenter’s iconic score, and how this film birthed the modern slasher genre.

To keep our nerves steady while lurking through the laundry lines, we’re cracking open a few Slasher IPA from New Belgium’s seasonal VooDoo Ranger Halloween Hoppy Pack. We decide if this pairing cuts through those tense scenes as good as Michael, so listen in to find out.

It was the Boogeyman. 

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Spooky season is in full swing, and this week we took a look back at the 1996 campy vampire comedy/horror cult classic, Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood! Starring Dennis Miller, Chris Sarandon, and Corey Feldman, this feature-length Crypt Keeper outing delivers peak '90s neon gore, '80s blood sucker throw backs, and pure vampiric chaos and we're here for every minute.

To wash down all the bloodletting, we’re cracking open Angry Orchard’s Blood Orange Cider, fresh out of their seasonal Thriller Pack. Crisp, tart, and deep red, it’s practically brewed for a late-night vampire showdown. Can this blood red cider keep up with all of the gore and humor, you'll have to watch to find out!

Don't eat your heart out, baby - that's MY job. 

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Turn down the lights and pull up a chair, folks, we're diving in to another B-Horror movie for spooky season. This week we tackle the creature feature sequel that is Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings. We’re breaking down all of the camp, practical monster effects, and questionable teen decisions.

And we found the perfect thing to pair with our story of a resurrected backwoods vengeance demon in Headless Pumpkin, a pumpkin spiced cider by Angry Orchard as part of thier seasonal Thriller Pack. Can the crisp pumpkin spices balance the tragic story and 90s schlock. There's only one way to find out!

Miss Osie curses every one of you to the vengeance of Pumpkinhead! 

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This week on the podcast we take a look at what happens when horror icons Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson reunite to take on the werewolf genre? You get 2005’s Cursed, a film plagued by studio interference, recastings, and complete overhauls, yet packed with cult-classic charm. We dive deep into the production nightmare and analyze how the final cut holds up today.

To help us process the absurdity, we’re pairing the film with Angry Orchard’s Caramel Apple Curse hard cider from their spooky season Thriller Pack. Does this caramel infused cider have enough bite to fight back against this problematic movie or is it just as cursed as the production of this film? Tune in and find out.

The beast is human, too. Don't forget that.

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What's your favorite scary movie?

This spooky season is kicking off and we are talking about the meta-slasher masterpiece that reinvented horror (good or bad) for a whole new generation, Scream! Join us as we break down Ghostface’s iconic rules, the brilliant whodunnit mystery, and enjoy Kevin Williamson and Wes Craven’s masterclass in suspense.

Every great movie deserves a great drink. To celebrate the season, we're pairing our Scream review with Mystery Caller by Angry Orchard, straight out of their Thriller Pack. Crisp, refreshing, and just enough fruity flavor to keep you protected while answering Ghostface's call.

I wanna be in the sequel!

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This week, we are taking a peek into the storm drains of Derry for a deeply special episode. We're breaking down the beloved 1990 of Stephen King’s IT, a project that terrified an entire generation and brought us our first look at one of horror’s most iconic monsters.  Serving as a memorial special honoring the legendary Tim Curry, celebrating his immeasurable impact on cinema, pop culture, and our nightmares

And to toast the man of the hour, we’re pairing the film with a tasty cocktail: The Pennywise Sour. It's a traditional, smooth whiskey sour given a sinister twist with a touch of crimson grenadine that matches that famous, terrifying clown. Something that should be able to pack the kind of punch that can help us take on this primordial monster.

You all taste so much better when you're afraid. 

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We’re kicking off Season 4 with a proper tribute to the legendary Dolly Parton! Join us as we rewatch the 1989 emotionally charged classic Steel Magnolias. We take a trip back to Chinquapin Parish to revisit the tears, laughter, and remarkable hair. Is it an ensemble masterpiece or too depressing for repeat viewing? Join your favorite drunken critics as they tackle these questions and more.

And to match the occasion, we found the perfect liquid companion, pairing Southern heartbreak and beauty shop gossip with an ice-cold, high-gravity Steel Reserve. Will 24 oz of malt liquor, coming in at a very potent 8.1%, help soften the emotional blows or have them hitting much harder? And does it pair well with armadillo cake.....?

Remember what Daddy always says, "An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!"

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This week on the podcast we are closing out the season with the ultimate self-aware, early-2000s fever dream that is Pauly Shore Is Dead. That's right it's officially our season finale and we figured what better way to close it out than with the last of the Pauly Shore Cinematic Universe (or the PSCU for those that know). Directed, written by, and starring Pauly Shore himself, this mockumentary is packed with an absurd amount of celebrity cameos.

We may have taken the ultimate pass this week, but we've got a lot going on and it's the end of the season, so we thought we could get away with it. Not saying we didn't drink, we had ourselves a few stiff drinks before we got started, I mean we are your favorite drunken duo after all. So get your own favorite drink and join us for this hysterical underrated good time.

Don't worry, no Pauly Shore's were harmed in the making of this episode.

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This week on the podcast we’re stepping into the glorious, low quality chaos of 1992’s TV movie extravaganza, Ring of the Musketeers! Join us as we break down David Hasselhoff and Cheech Marin leading a band of modern-day Musketeers riding motorcycles through Los Angeles. Does it hold up as a forgotten cult classic, or should it have stayed locked in the vault?

To complement our high-stakes silliness, we’re sipping on Something Witty, a refreshingly light Belgian Witbier brewed with citrusy orange peels by Sawstone Brewing Company. Its smooth, bright flavor profile provides the perfect palate cleanser after a heavy dose of over the top Hoff action.

All for one and one for all!

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