Cannes is cracking down on nudity and big dresses.

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So there was this exchange student from Iceland (population about 300,000) in the US, and since he is pretty good at playing soccer, he ends up on the school team.

The U.S. and Ukraine just signed a big agreement. The U.S. will help fund Ukraine’s rebuilding and, in return, get access to Ukraine’s valuable minerals like rare earth metals. These are used in things like electric cars, phones, and military tech.

On Monday, a big power outage hit Spain and Portugal. Millions of people lost electricity, internet, and phone service. Many trains stopped, and people couldn’t use ATMs or gas stations.

In high school, I was grabbing more beer from the garage at a party and a girl got up from the couch and said, "I'll go help!" My dumbass said, "Naw, I don't think I need any help grabbing it." Later that night she left and her friend came over and told me I was a dumbass. Took me a while to put the pieces together.

Recently, the U.S. President Donald Trump warned that Harvard might lose its tax-free status. Why? Because the university didn’t agree with his government’s demands.

Sheldon: Oh, dear.

The trade war between the US and China isn’t slowing down. After US President Trump said he might double tariffs on Chinese goods, China quickly hit back, saying it would “fight to the end.”

SHELDON: I got a splinter!