Keys Bartender

Keys Bartender

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Keys Bartender episodes

  • Episode 285 Wide Berth
    Papa Joe and Jim discuss the further opening of the Keys as Jim's work reopens. We learn some people have a hard time following rules. Tasing someone doesn't have to be a sad thing. Podcasting can be used as a tool to fight chronic masturbation. The phrase Jim was looking for was good hand hygiene practices and it just came to him after he finished the show.
    55 min
  • Episode 284 A Chat with 2 Sex Workers
    On this solo show Jim gives the Covid-19 opening update for the Florida Keys. He speculates on what returning to work will be like tonight. Different strategies are implied to increase listener-ship after a message from a Canadian listener. One is to make-up a titillating episode title like the one here. A Reddit post about a man, a potato, and poor comedy planning.
    46 min
  • Episode 283 Washington, VA- 6 Episodes per inhabitant
    Jim begins show sending out thank yous to the small but historical Washington, VA that has the distinction of having 6 downloads per ca pita. We have a random listener JRON from Nova Scotia happen upon our live show. We find out interesting information about the titling of Episodes that could make the shows more titillating.
    59 min
  • Episode 282 Believe it or Bullshit
    Papa Joe and Jim discuss trying to get a little trim. Can men go into sync on their haircuts. Jim recounts a woman's Epic Waffle House- Reddit story that has Freudian implications out the wingwang. If you want to know how stupid your date is take them to a Ripley's Museum.
    54 min
  • Episode 281 A Homeless man feels the Music
    Jim and Lee are briefly disconnected. Lee has his first gig in 53 days as a homeless gentleman makes music request. The prospects of a show from a gentleman's club is considered and Jim wonders if he can fit in the large Red Shoe that is dropped on New Years in Key West.Topics include lazy birds, drone deliveries, peeping tom laws, and the Dukes of Hazard.
    1 hr
  • Episode 280 F**k You again, Grub
    Papa Joe joins Jim as the Keys are in Phase 1-1/2 and what that means.What do we learn about foreign nationals that 90 Day Fiance from the Learning Channel can tell us? Do you think that a giant tech online delivery service will save privately owned restaurants? Yes, and the girl giving you a table dance really likes you.
    51 min
  • Epiosed 278 International Love- Nienadowka, Poland
    Papa Joe and Jim look to Poland and the small village of Ninadowka after they are snubbed by a town in Holland. Before we get to see how Jim is eager to sell out we have to endure 10 minutes of lecture on racial injustice. Jim ends the show with a narration of his theme music. Check out the great CBD products of Da Kind at www.dakind.com
    53 min
  • Episode 277 The Mayor of Key West, Teri Johnston
    No funny stuff in this Episode. Papa Joe and Jim interview Mayor Teri Johnston of Key West. We discuss the ongoing management of the pandemic in Key West and plans for the future. Key West is very fortunate to have Teri at the helm. It looks as if there could be light at the end of the tunnel.
    47 min
  • Episode 276 See you Leiderdorp! (See that is a pun, Bartek)
    Lee joins Jim for a heartfelt goodbye to that town in South Holland, that's if there is not a reciprocal return of attention. Reciprocity would be 20 new listeners from Holland and a maybe an Aurograph picture of Carice Van Houton(Milisandre). We explain to new people who may move to the Keys not to be too paranoid about all the Helicopters. We go over some nuances in english language, directed to one listener in particular. Bartek from Krasna, Poland. He is trying to learn English listening to this podcast, good luck with all that. Check out the CBD and CBG pri0ducts available from Da Kind at www.dakind.com
    1 hr 7 min

About Keys Bartender

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A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender, Jim Horan. This bartender's perspective is meant to be humorous, thoughtful and varied. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a…

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