Keys Bartender

Jim, Bill, and Luke opine on drugs, adult stores, mushrooms, and relations with close relatives.

Bill and I talk about Tropical Storm Gordon and doing a show from the adult store.

We try to stay on topic as Luke and Bill talk music history and Jim tries to prevent the widespread misinformation on the Camel Toe. Kenny Stanley from the Coconut Telegraph tells us about the Key Largo Treasure Map and how it May have an Asian Massage Parlor on it.

Zombie Porn and Fetishes are discussed. We talk about a man in the midst of lifestyle panic.

Face licking, Gwen and Bridget(Lies and Slander), sex dolls, butt plugs and more

Anal Bleaching is brought up in a budget discussion. Sex Robots, The importance of not being an a-hole at Closing Time, and a mysterious gift from friends.

Jim , Luke, Bill, and the Keys Undertaker talk about the first day of school, monkey boy and autographed baseballs. We feature the Lone Star Ice House on this episode.

Jim tells Bill about a trip to Disney World where a religious family come face to face to live demons, a boy names Whistle eats his cookie, and how Snow White appears to be a whore. We also hear about monkey boy.

We discuss the Texas Margarita, "the Fugitive", bartender Jessica (Mcgeehans) and our favorite dive bars