Jim, Bill, and Luke talk about recent discoveries and inventions. Some of the discoveries or of the adult nature.

We are speaking with Pat McGeehan for our first Skype session, hence the Phoney title. Pat is the owner of McGeehan's in Northeast Philadelphia and long time friend of Jim.

Jim, Bill and Luke are joined by Luke's niece Hanny. We finish recapping the 1 year anniversary of Irma. While Jim tries to keep Luke on point. We find out more about Like from Hanny. We get to planning for a show at the Lover's Boutique. Luke says that he will try one of the apparatuses there during the Podcast. Bill and I are going to hold him to it.

Bill and I the onslaught of Hurricane Irma from preparation to landfall for our listeners in NC, SC, and VA. We also discuss our communications with the adult store, the Lovers Boutique in Key Largo.

Jim, Bill, and Luke opine on drugs, adult stores, mushrooms, and relations with close relatives.

Bill and I talk about Tropical Storm Gordon and doing a show from the adult store.

We try to stay on topic as Luke and Bill talk music history and Jim tries to prevent the widespread misinformation on the Camel Toe. Kenny Stanley from the Coconut Telegraph tells us about the Key Largo Treasure Map and how it May have an Asian Massage Parlor on it.

Zombie Porn and Fetishes are discussed. We talk about a man in the midst of lifestyle panic.